Health, Sports, Accident and Injury: It's not a phase, mom!

It's not a phase, mom!

By Anonymous - 24/12/2009 23:35 - United States

Today, I woke up to see that I had two black eyes from a cheerleading stunt gone wrong yesterday. I decided to curl my hair to distract from them. While curling my hair I accidentally burned my cheek. I now have two black eyes and a huge burn on my cheek. My extended family is coming tomorrow. FML

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By msnewyearseve - 01/01/2012 17:19 - United States

Today, I woke up after a long night of partying. When I went to wash off my face, I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. My missing tooth was almost enough to make me overlook my black eye. FML

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By CPN - 14/03/2009 14:55 - United States

Today, I was curling my eyelashes in my bathroom and while I was counting to 5 my brother flung open my door. I jumped and ended up ripping out all my eyelashes. Now I have to wait until they grow back. FML

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By wtf - 08/03/2012 09:03 - United States

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By ThatHurts - 14/11/2011 00:11 - Canada

Today, I have two black eyes. The first one I got from the girl whose ass I mistakenly grabbed at a party last night. The other one I got from my girlfriend when I explained the first one. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2011 18:05 - United States

Today, after an extremely hard day at work, I took a hot shower to wind down a little bit. I accidentally splashed a painful amount of hot water and shampoo in my eyes. My left contact is now stuck to my eyeball. FML

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By WetMorning - 05/11/2022 17:00 - United States

Today, my day started with me peeing in my own face. My eye still burns. FML

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By Hatty - 14/03/2010 10:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting on the toilet when I felt something brush my shoulder. I turned around in fright, and one of my bum cheeks slipped off the seat and into the toilet, making me fall sideways and hit my face on the toilet roll holder. I now have a black eye. It was my hair on my shoulder. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2022 00:01

Today, after spending 2 years growing out my hair, rubbing in oils to make it strong and healthy so I could shave it off and donate to a cancer charity to make wigs, I had a mishap at work with a car's cracked petrol tank. I now have 2nd degree facial burns and like 90% of the hair is burned away. FML

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By Bunni - 22/10/2009 22:22 - Australia

Today, I was tinting my own eyelashes when I missed my eyelashes and stabbed myself in the eye with the applicator loaded with dye. Now, I have beautiful lush black eyelashes, to match my half closed swollen red left eye. Sexy. FML

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LizzysOwner 17

Friday 25 December 2009 1:40

As a cheer coach I'm very interested to know how you got not one but TWO black eyes from a stunt. Sounds interesting... tell them the story and I'm sure they'd understand.

me5 0

Friday 25 December 2009 1:13

Clumsiness is hereditary. Tell 'em that! They'll understand

Comments

michelleyily 0

Friday 25 December 2009 1:58

why would you "curl your hair to distract from it?" its not like anyones going to look at you and say ohhh wow her hair looks really nice curled. you should do it more often. . . . oh! damn. wat happened to your eyes?! unless you were curling it to somehow cover your face i dont see how itd distract from your eyes. so ydi

biwinning88 1

Saturday 14 May 2011 16:40

I was wondering the same thing! how the hell is your hair suppose to help?

MagneticGuitar 0

Friday 25 December 2009 2:02

You can act like the joker.

CyclonePsycho 1

Friday 25 December 2009 3:50

Yes. But you need to burn the other cheek first...

Newbie21 1

Friday 25 December 2009 3:42

that sucks  you can try to cover it up with makeup. good luck

aback 4

Friday 25 December 2009 3:44

Curled hair won't distract them. A sniper on the roof might.

hiyaishmeh 0

Friday 25 December 2009 3:53

oh no=(

Luckster 0

Friday 25 December 2009 4:40

They're gonna think you're being abused or bullied now. Reminds me of when I bumped my head against the side of my bed while I was sleeping. It was a light tap, but it formed a huge bruise. Only then did my parents believe that I had a bully problem, even though I kept telling them the bruise had nothing to do with it. =_= (I was being verbally abused, not physically).

Tigg3r 3

Friday 25 December 2009 5:46

Okay, personally I hate cheerleading. I hate cheerleading so much I stood there and laughed as these little kids did their routine. I have literally no respect for it. As for you OP. I'm gonna have to say FYL. I'm also sure that if you explain that they'll understand. They'll probably think your a klutz also.

sportygirly1234 0

Friday 5 November 2010 5:47

why so much hate for cheerleading?

Squelchy 1

Tuesday 10 July 2012 23:03

Your unnecessary/excessive hate of cheerleading began to make sense when you used the wrong form of you're.

LVgirl20 0

Friday 25 December 2009 6:19

give a Y! give me a O! give me a U! ...give me S! give me a U! give me a C! give me a K! what's that spell?!?! YOU SUCK!!! That's right!!! damn learn from your idiot mistakes,ok??