It's not what you think

By Soph - 25/03/2013 21:53 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

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Today, during a sex ed lesson, we were given a lecture on pregnancy and abortion from the school nurse. Throughout the session she kept repeating, "Of course, Sophie knows ALL about this." The nurse happens to know that my dad's a gynaecologist. That's not what everyone else in the year thinks. FML
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Ponponpon_fml 5

Why would you be a vag expert just because your dad is?

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Selphis 20

Maybe you could've pointed that out during the lecture? still fyl though...

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buddy51 23

Clearly the nurse understands more about abortion and pregnancy than genetics- Next time she lectures, make sure to wear a white coat and bring along one of your dad's speculums for school nursey show and tell.....

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perdix 29

Explain to the class that your dad fingers women and gets paid for it . . ., and then he became an official gynecologist.

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Jacksparrow72 21

Why would she even say you're an expert just because your dad is. You should have stopped her in the middle of the lecture.

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krapula 4

Ummm. Say something to the class then?

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Filia_Palladis 8

ARGH! Sometimes I wonder why some people become high school teachers when they clearly have no grasp of how young people's minds (and, it would often seem, people's minds in general) work. FYL, OP.

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frankenfinger 12

nurse should be reported, she has no concept of what should and should not be said during lectures

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unixdude 9

Ya should have piped up with something along the lines of "Yeah, my dad tells me the excuses you use every time you come in for another abortion at the clinic."

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