Sex, Awkward, Students and Education: It's not what you think

It's not what you think

By Soph - 25/03/2013 21:53 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, during a sex ed lesson, we were given a lecture on pregnancy and abortion from the school nurse. Throughout the session she kept repeating, "Of course, Sophie knows ALL about this." The nurse happens to know that my dad's a gynaecologist. That's not what everyone else in the year thinks. FML

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By Acu7519 - 16/04/2018 15:00

Today, at my job as a 2nd grade teacher, I was explaining to my students how I'm pregnant and will have to take a break from teaching after I have my baby. One of my students replied with "Ooooooooohhh Ms. Johnson had sex!" FML

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By whotouchedyou1 - 26/08/2014 02:37 - United States - Cypress

Today, while my teacher was demonstrating how to use the ultrasound equipment, we all figured out that I'm pregnant. FML

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By anonymous - 04/04/2013 22:52 - United States - Spring Valley

Today, I picked my 12-year-old daughter up from school after her first sexual education lecture. She burst into tears on the way home explaining her fears of being pregnant with her boyfriend's child. As if that doesn't sound bad enough, I've met her boyfriend before. He is imaginary. FML

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By Ben - 21/08/2009 21:28 - United States

Today, my 6 year old daughter somehow learned about sex. She also had the open house at her school where she meets her new teachers. When the teacher asked where she came from, she said, "My daddy's happy sacks." FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 20:13 - Belgium

Today, in high school, we had a presentation about sex, condoms, etc. After a while, the lady explained that we should get to know our sexual organs better. "For example, my daughter looks at her vagina in front of a mirror to check it out." I’m her daughter. FML

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By unknown - 02/11/2013 21:10 - Canada - Courtenay

Today, I sat down with my daughter to have the sex talk, because she recently started seeing a guy. I mentioned at one point how disappointed I would be if she got pregnant. She went wide-eyed and asked, "Didn't mom tell you?" FML

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By Enko - 09/11/2008 07:43 - France

Today, my mum was watching a program about sexually transmitted diseases. Later on, she started telling me that I should be careful and use the right protection when having sex. Suddenly she stopped and said, "Actually, I don’t know why I’m telling you this, you don’t have a boyfriend!" FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2019 16:09

Today, I found out that my 8-year-old daughter somehow learned how babies are made. Sort of. I found this out when we had the open house at her school where she meets her new teachers. When one teacher asked where she was from, she replied, "My daddy's balls." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2013 00:34 - United States

Today, my psycho abstinence-only sex ed teacher claimed condoms give 50% protection at most against pregnancy. I couldn't help but correct her. She apologized for her "mistake", saying, "It's just that we're not ALL sluts, Kara." Now everyone thinks I'm a raging whore. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 14:51 - Ireland

Today, I gave a safe sex speech to teens at my local high school. This was just ten minutes after my girlfriend had texted me telling me she's pregnant. FML

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Tuesday 26 March 2013 9:23

Why would you be a vag expert just because your dad is?

Selphis 20

Tuesday 26 March 2013 9:25

Maybe you could've pointed that out during the lecture? still fyl though...

Comments

onorexveritas 23

Tuesday 26 March 2013 22:16

ahhh adults

Chucklikesbacon 12

Wednesday 27 March 2013 8:16

Who cares what people think? At least you know all of this, without having to go to a sex ed class.

michiganlost 2

Thursday 28 March 2013 16:32

I am shocked that a high school would be teaching about killing babies.

iluvpeanutbutter 22

Friday 29 March 2013 12:59

Oh dear. You really think that it's better not to teach young people about sexual health, abortions etc in a controlled environment, where they will get facts, rather than them picking up myths and misconceptions because they were never taught? Teachers aren't telling them to go to a hospital nursery and kill babies; they're teaching them about what abortions are, and why people choose or need to have them.

Joseph1599 3

Sunday 31 March 2013 1:38

How on earth would SHE know he's a gynaecologist? Hmmm? Just setting herself up for embarrassment I think!

tmc8907 18

Saturday 28 September 2013 3:23

Sounds pretty rough!

miss_amphetamine 24

Sunday 24 August 2014 22:49

I woulda just piped up the first time she said it and pointed out to the class "yeah, cause my dad's a doctor, soo I've already had this lesson" with a smirk at the instructor, to make it less awkward. But how rude (or oblivious) of her to do that to you. FYL :(