It's not what you think!

By joeheathen - 13/11/2009 12:57 - United States

Spicy
Today, I went to the pharmacy to purchase a brace for my sprained wrist. My wife and I had recently ran out of KY lotion, so I decided to pick up a bottle while I was there. It didn't occur to me that these two items could be perceived as being related until the cashier began to giggle. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 571
You deserved it 6 654

Same thing different taste

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perdix 29

Good thing you weren't picking up a copy of "American Girl" magazine for your daughter at the same time. You could have been arrested.

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This even made kirby lol! he hereby gives u a waffle. (>'')># kirby taking over FML! spread the word!

icansayanything_fml 0
greenltrn2003 0

my god...you have made my evening

gigi2009 0

Well, its not really FML cause at least you have a wife to go home to. I'd be FML if you were going home to ********** alone with your wrist brace.

alwaysalady 0

But how are these related? I don't understand!!!

the cashier didnt know it was for him and his wife, so they assumed it was all just for HIM lol

Omg! I haven't laughed this hard in a long time!!! WIN!!!!!!!!!!!

phenistae 0

I didn't get it at first either...but i am a pure and innocent young lady XD...really made me laugh my ass off...that was Epic!

LOL an unfortunate fisting accident. I hate when that happens.

LOL that's not even what I was thinking but that was even better.

thats ok dude. i might be add cause i date 6 girls. try to have sex 5 times a day. i also beat off and watch **** after that 2 or 3 times before i take a nap.

OP, just be happy the wife didn't wanna make a salad and asked you to pick up a cucumber at the store.