It's not what you think!
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This even made kirby lol! he hereby gives u a waffle. (>'')># kirby taking over FML! spread the word!
Well, its not really FML cause at least you have a wife to go home to. I'd be FML if you were going home to ********** alone with your wrist brace.
ooohh... now I get it xD
the cashier didnt know it was for him and his wife, so they assumed it was all just for HIM lol
Omg! I haven't laughed this hard in a long time!!! WIN!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL an unfortunate fisting accident. I hate when that happens.
LOL that's not even what I was thinking but that was even better.
thats ok dude. i might be add cause i date 6 girls. try to have sex 5 times a day. i also beat off and watch **** after that 2 or 3 times before i take a nap.
OP, just be happy the wife didn't wanna make a salad and asked you to pick up a cucumber at the store.
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Good thing you weren't picking up a copy of "American Girl" magazine for your daughter at the same time. You could have been arrested.
Ohh you freak! Bow chicka bow wow.