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Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserts dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said, "How do you like that?" Then my mom walked in. FML
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fueledbyamy 0

thats so wrong, but so ******* hilarious at the same time!

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NickelPhosphate 0

LMAO way to go. You humped a dog.

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takemeaway10 0

#108L I think this is real because no one coupld possibly make this up. OP: Watch the Dog Whisperererer, dude! Cesar Milan KNOWS dominance!

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danielleFML 0

#94 ftw lmao how about you just train your dog properly from the start?

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Trollipop_fml 0

You were wearing your big furry animal costume when you did this right? Otherwise you're not doing it right!

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craigahh 0

Well, you made a big mistake didn't you? You should make sure your parents are gone before you hump your dog. Geez. You are a dumbass, aren't you? Just hit the dog on its nose or step on its feet, that's the way to get it off of you.

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Crickets 0

lol @ #112 xD This is the funniest FML ever..

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thisishilarious 0

some people are just d-u-m, dumb... you are one of them

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A7X5989 0

YDI but funny as hell hahaha

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