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Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserts dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said, "How do you like that?" Then my mom walked in. FML
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fueledbyamy 0

thats so wrong, but so ******* hilarious at the same time!

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ehomz 0

this is a good FML. ahahahahahhhahah!

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sahara89 0

If this is true, it's the best FML ever. If not, well, it still made me laugh so hey (:

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xXMILKYCHUNKSXx 0

You're a dumbass... ******* dog rapists.

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nautical 0

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. i realllly want to be your friend, or even just shake your hand. hahahahahahahahhahaha.

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beaverdogmouse 0

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA AHAA HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA AHAA HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA AHAA

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regalarius 0

Did it work? Does the dog regard you as the dominant one now? This doesn't sound all that ridiculous to me, but maybe I'm just crazy myself.

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f_mylifelovex3 0

haha # 29 :] ..this has to be the greatest fml i have read.

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f_mylifelovex3 0

haha # 29 :] ..this is the funniest fml i have ever seen .

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