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Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserts dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said, "How do you like that?" Then my mom walked in. FML
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fueledbyamy 0

thats so wrong, but so ******* hilarious at the same time!

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AshenSkies 0

Ahahahaha. I laughed out loud on this one. wow. epic.

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Funnybunny_fml 3

you hump your dog...? people stop being mean it's probably the only thing he has or will hump it's not his fault he has no sex life and gets a boner from a dog. oh wait yes it is. KEEP YOUR DOGS CLOSE AT ALL TIMES DON'T LET THIS GUY NEAR!!

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fmlreaderr 0

Wait, you HUMPED your DOG to prove your "dominance" over him? Wow... just, wow.

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LuvPink 0

hahahahah YOU HUMPED YOUR DOG!!! lmao. seriously. dying.

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PunkieMunkie 0

O.o.. woahh.. i'm not a psychologist or anything but i say u need ******* help... also.. find a girlfriend maybe thats whats contributing to ur need to hump things?

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Music1obsessed 0

wtf? why would u do that! Instill your "dominance" some other way! That's so freaking wrong!

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rachellaurenn 0

one of my favorite fmls in a long time hahahah

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eeee93757 0

You show him whose boss? LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT GAVE YOU THE IDEA TO HUMP YOUR DOG? ROTFLLL YOU FAIL

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NightMareLife 8

Lawlz..... wow..... this sounds sooooo wrong... but I can't stop laughing.... way to go! maybe your dog won't hump your leg now.... or maybe you have given the dog what its wanted all along ;) lawlz

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KelCee_E 0

YDI. big. fat. YDI (but it was still funny)

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