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By sucks - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserts dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said, "How do you like that?" Then my mom walked in. FML
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thats so wrong, but so ******* hilarious at the same time!

Comments

Monkeybutt1 0

Ohh my gosh u freaking dumbass!!

@35, look who is talking, retarded has one T

you really are stupid. its dominance to the dog but for humans you really just have to wrestle it down untill it respects u. i did the same for my dog. now he respects me but i never really had problems with him dry humpin anyone

RKD 23

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This has to be true I don't think anyone could make this up!!!!! Well done!

why is everyone posting about this saying his mom it clearly states sister in law and for everyone saying ********** he said hump, when a dog humps you does it stick it's d*ck in you? hopefully not but your the ones perverted enough to jump to penetration when the situation is reversed. fyl for trying to rid your dog of a bad habit and having everyone misconstrue the situation .

ArielTheMermaid 17

Oh the stupid asinine things people do in the name of "dominance"...and that includes humping as well as flipping the dog over and "biting" at the neck ala Cesar the Dog Screamer. Dogs hump due to hormones, over excitement, and stress. Dogs do not act out of "dominance" the way most people think they do. If the dog humps, pull him away and redirect him to something more appropriate.

wow someones desperate and why are you raping dogs