Embarrassing, Dogs, Awkward and Animals: It's not what you think…

It's not what you think…

By sucks - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserts dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said, "How do you like that?" Then my mom walked in. FML

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MURPHYCHACHO 5

Monday 18 May 2009 9:49

What. The. Hell. Are. You. Smoking?

fueledbyamy 0

Monday 18 May 2009 9:51

thats so wrong, but so ******* hilarious at the same time!

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ArielTheMermaid 17

Sunday 15 May 2011 2:35

LOL

ArielTheMermaid 17

Sunday 15 May 2011 2:35

LOL

Petunia888 13

Tuesday 17 May 2011 19:47

HAHAHAHA!!! I laughed my ass off when I read this post as well as the comments!

dreannaLOV3 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 17:40

ahahahahaha chino ahah some ones curious gorge

miss2kute31 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 4:49

Why would you hump your dof back? That's just wrong

silverstar210 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 18:03

what are you on, that's just descusting. I hope the dog was the same sex/is gunna have strange mutant babies...

musicman305 2

Thursday 16 June 2011 17:39

Thats badass lmao

Ashilivione 1

Tuesday 28 June 2011 18:43

if I say that, I would be scarred for life... FYL for humping the dog.

Super_Salo 0

Friday 15 July 2011 20:52

Haha! Omfg this is funny!

badactor009 0

Monday 25 July 2011 3:35

LMAO. One of the best FML posts ever. Still LMAO. I will be telling my friends about this one. Still LMAO.

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