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Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserts dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said, "How do you like that?" Then my mom walked in. FML
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fueledbyamy 0

thats so wrong, but so ******* hilarious at the same time!

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vietboi2991 15

Makes sense if the dog is big I would do the same

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kreepers 6

That's disgusting. You should be reported for animal abuse and twisted reasoning.

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eatdemcupcakes 4

You couldve told her it was opposite day

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kiki122012 5

I think you need some professional help. Humping a dog . . . Is not . . . Normal. Do, you, understand?

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oreaganno 2

That oughta teach him! ;)

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Cpeddlar 0

lets hope the mom is smokin something No.1

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rampersaud 10

Coming on to the dog hey?

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Cpeddlar 0

@no.1 lets hope the mom is smoking sometging

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simonetaylor94 6

Im srry but Tht is hilarious!

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