It's not you it's me

By mei - 02/06/2021 02:01

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he found out I’m a firstborn. My last boyfriend broke up with me because my hair blows in my face when the car window is down, and the one before that broke up with me because I only sleep with one pillow. FML
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Bogrbon 27

If these are the reasons they gave you either you misunderstood, or more likely there’s something they saw that was a major turnoff that they didn’t want to share because it makes them look shallow. Something like a massive BO problem or armpits that look like a Wookiee, or horrific political views.

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TwoBytesCarley 27

I hope you’re in middle school, cause if you’re an adult and these are the reasons men are giving you, you are clearly not making good decisions on who to date!

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phile 15

What next, the break off because of your blood type?

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buddhist_babe88 5

I feel ya. I got broken up with because it seemed like we were too much like friends. I don't sleep with my friends

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