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By slipperyhands - 15/08/2009 07:50 - United States

Today, on my wedding day, when they said, "You may kiss the bride", I swung my wife over in the romantic fashion and went in for the kiss. Unfortunately, my hands were sweaty as I was nervous, and she slipped under my grip. She fell and was knocked unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2009 14:37 - United States

Today, at my wedding, when my husband heard, "You may now kiss the bride!" he swung me down romantically and was about to plant one on me when his arm slipped, causing me to fall on the floor hitting my head, and getting a concussion. FML

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By thefailure - 02/08/2009 04:21 - United States

Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2011 04:41 - United States

Today, during our wedding, my wife tried to dodge The Kiss. FML

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I'm so excited! And I just can't hide it!

By Anonymous - 08/03/2023 15:00

Today, I was at a wedding and caught the bouquet. As I was leaving the reception, I slipped on the dance floor and landed on my back, knocking the wind out of me. Everyone thought that I had caught the bouquet, and had fainted from the excitement. FML

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My life is a romcom

By Lucky girl - 23/08/2023 04:00 - Canada

Today, I was at a friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. Everyone cheered, until I slipped on the flowers and fell flat on my back. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 18:06 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML

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By cousin of the groom - 07/08/2018 01:30

Today, I stood too fast, got dizzy, and fell over. I fell on the grandmother of the bride, pushing her into the wedding cake table. Cake ruined, grandmother in hospital for a broken arm, and everybody mad at me. FML

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Little shit

By Anonymous - 20/11/2023 03:00 - United States - Lindenhurst

Today, I gave a toast at my close friend's wedding. The bride's little cousin snuck up behind me and unzipped my dress. As I ended my speech with, "To a night we will never forget!", my dress fell all the way down. I was quick. People's phones were quicker. Well, they won't forget my undies. FML

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By UnluckyGroom - 09/06/2012 23:04 - United States - East Wenatchee

Today, after a long night of partying, I fell asleep, while my bride was delivering her vows. FML

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Goof

By Anonymous - 06/07/2012 10:42 - United States

Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML

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NGM_47 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 16:08

If someone recorded it, PUT IT ON YOUTUBE!!!

LadyMedic 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 16:04

What are the odds of that?

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Nightfallz 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 18:15

ydi for attempting that stunt. and wft how did she get knocked unconcious from a little fall like that? it seems fake

catatonicsleep 17

Saturday 15 August 2009 18:39

It depends on the surface she landed on, if the floor was really hard like tile or concrete, even if the concrete had carpet on it would be hard and could knock her out.

Silverill 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 18:29

um you did say "You may now kill the bride" right.

JordaanBrown 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 19:17

Maybe if you post it on the internet, you'll be able to go on Tosh.0 for a Web Redemption.

madasahatter 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 19:22

YDI because there's one just like it from a few months ago

BikerMike 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 19:47

how was the wedding night?

R3TROxLOV3 32

Saturday 15 August 2009 19:49

Hmm that's funny.. there was another FML like this a few months ago...

DameGreyWulf 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 21:28

I laughed. That's really cute of you, how embarassing though that it didn't work!

aback 4

Saturday 15 August 2009 22:40

So you had to stop and think before you went ahead and "date-raped" her?

waterynuggets 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 23:31

Today, on my wedding day, when they said "you may kiss the bride", my husband swung me over in the romantic fashion and went in for the kiss. Unfortunately his hands were sweaty as he was nervous and I slipped under his grip. I fell and was knocked unconscious in front of hundreds of people. Some odd days later, I was on the computer and saw the fmylife website where my husband posted our wedding mishap. I then received a call from Tom Bergeron. FML

fmlfmlfml15 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 0:02

havent seen a reverse fml in a while lol

Monado 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 0:30

http://www.fmylife.com/love/2798321 There's another reverse one for you.

DameGreyWulf 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 3:10

This is why I stopped moderating; I haven't completely read through FML and won't automatically know if something's already been done. I'll get around to it eventually...