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By slipperyhands - 15/08/2009 07:50 - United States

Today, on my wedding day, when they said, "You may kiss the bride", I swung my wife over in the romantic fashion and went in for the kiss. Unfortunately, my hands were sweaty as I was nervous, and she slipped under my grip. She fell and was knocked unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2009 14:37 - United States

Today, at my wedding, when my husband heard, "You may now kiss the bride!" he swung me down romantically and was about to plant one on me when his arm slipped, causing me to fall on the floor hitting my head, and getting a concussion. FML

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By thefailure - 02/08/2009 04:21 - United States

Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2011 04:41 - United States

Today, during our wedding, my wife tried to dodge The Kiss. FML

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I'm so excited! And I just can't hide it!

By Anonymous - 08/03/2023 15:00

Today, I was at a wedding and caught the bouquet. As I was leaving the reception, I slipped on the dance floor and landed on my back, knocking the wind out of me. Everyone thought that I had caught the bouquet, and had fainted from the excitement. FML

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My life is a romcom

By Lucky girl - 23/08/2023 04:00 - Canada

Today, I was at a friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. Everyone cheered, until I slipped on the flowers and fell flat on my back. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 18:06 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML

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By cousin of the groom - 07/08/2018 01:30

Today, I stood too fast, got dizzy, and fell over. I fell on the grandmother of the bride, pushing her into the wedding cake table. Cake ruined, grandmother in hospital for a broken arm, and everybody mad at me. FML

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Little shit

By Anonymous - 20/11/2023 03:00 - United States - Lindenhurst

Today, I gave a toast at my close friend's wedding. The bride's little cousin snuck up behind me and unzipped my dress. As I ended my speech with, "To a night we will never forget!", my dress fell all the way down. I was quick. People's phones were quicker. Well, they won't forget my undies. FML

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By UnluckyGroom - 09/06/2012 23:04 - United States - East Wenatchee

Today, after a long night of partying, I fell asleep, while my bride was delivering her vows. FML

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Goof

By Anonymous - 06/07/2012 10:42 - United States

Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML

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Saturday 15 August 2009 16:08

If someone recorded it, PUT IT ON YOUTUBE!!!

LadyMedic 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 16:04

What are the odds of that?

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MaggieB_fml 0

Friday 11 September 2009 1:58

LMAO

TheAwfulWaffle00 0

Friday 23 October 2009 0:49

ROFL GOOD JOB

anonymous45610 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 22:24

the odds of that happening are like 1 in a 1000000 sucks for you :(

anonymous45610 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 22:26

LMFAO #39!!!

liy223 6

Friday 10 June 2011 7:00

it's the thought that counts right???

purebliss7 6

Monday 7 November 2011 4:57

you must have swung he around pretty fast and hard to knock her out. hope it gets better from there.

fml_mu 10

Tuesday 28 February 2012 12:29

One simple kiss would have been great... no need to act so energetic. Especially in front of so many people!

stevenmx86 7

Saturday 5 May 2012 17:01

Dumbass...

daizttgg 9

Monday 14 May 2012 0:54

Ha I read an FML about a girl who's husband did that on their wedding day and gave her a concussion

moonpiglet 4

Friday 18 May 2012 12:21

Welcome to married life!

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