It's the thought that counts

By sadwife - 31/05/2009 18:07 - United States

Today, I woke up and my husband said he got me a gift for our one year anniversary and that it was on the table. We laid around cuddling and when I finally got up I was expecting to walk out to beautiful bouquet of flowers. I got two packs of cigarettes. FML
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shiroun 0

Hey, he's trying to make you happy. I mean if he got flowers they might outlive you.

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lord66610 0

Damn TWO packs that costs more than some Flowers witch will die in a few days hell i would take smokes over flowers

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mellowtico 0

Get a clue and stop smoking...

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stoner47 0

i would be very happy

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K2snow 0

@ 91 and all the other smoker haters, you guys are some of the most distastefully judgemental ******* i've ever seen. How can you flat out claim that you are a better person than someone who smokes? I bet you I can name hundreds of people who were/are smokers that are 10000000000000x more successful than you will EVER be. I am not a smoker, but do you really think you are enlightening any smokers with the whole "OMG UR GONNA GET CANCER AND DIE" thing? They've heard it all before and guess what, they STILL don't care so shut ur ******* whiny ass faces and get over it

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Dart22 0

They should add another label to cigarettes "May cause cancer, and WILL make you smell like shit"

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UGADawg08 1

#132: We are innately superior to smokers. A smoker is voluntarily using a carcinogenic, mind-altering drug. The simple fact that you actually choose to do that makes you inferior by nature. This is not my opinion. If you choose to waste your life on addictive carcinogens, you ARE inferior to someone who doesn't. I don't care if you do get cancer. I'm not worried about that. I'm just stating the simple FACT that if you rely on addictive drugs to function, you are an innately inferior person.

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UGADawg08 1

#132: We are innately superior to smokers. A smoker is voluntarily using a carcinogenic, mind-altering drug. The simple fact that you actually choose to do that makes you inferior by nature. This is not my opinion. If you choose to waste your life on addictive carcinogens, you ARE inferior to someone who doesn't. I don't care if you do get cancer. I'm not worried about that. I'm just stating the simple FACT that if you rely on addictive drugs to function, you are an innately inferior person.

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UGADawg08 1

Sorry for the double-post. FML was being glitchy.

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gross__ 0

oh yeah that's nice..."here hunny, here's some smokes so you die sooner =D "

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sickxmuse 0

What? That's a great present.

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