Love, Accident and Fight: It was an accident!

It was an accident!

By innocent - 06/01/2014 21:32 - Australia

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML

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You deserved it 7 512

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Same thing different taste

By *facefloor* - 24/07/2012 20:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 081

You deserved it 5 420

By filipinoclari808 - 16/04/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 81 448

By Nerrh - 12/03/2011 10:53 - Australia

Today, I tickled my girlfriend, and her first reflex was to swing her elbow back and break my nose. FML

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You deserved it 33 666

By Username - 22/02/2010 05:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 111

You deserved it 3 327

By joe - 31/01/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend snuck up behind me to cover my eyes and play "guess who." The second her hands touched my face, I grabbed her, twisted her wrists, and kneed her to the floor out of instinct. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 719

You deserved it 26 849

By hero to zero - 04/07/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out my girlfriend the on-looker. FML

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You deserved it 15 190

Love hurts

By wray16 - 26/02/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML

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You deserved it 135

By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 00:36 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be amusing to sneak into my room and jump me in my bed. Too bad that when she jumped, one of her knees landed on my crotch. I haven't been able to walk properly since this morning. FML

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You deserved it 3 101

By bTOhno - 13/08/2011 06:37 - United States

Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house. She was staring at me, holding a knife over my face. She ran away, giggling. FML

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You deserved it 4 732

Romance isn't dead

By broken - 13/09/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML

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You deserved it 4 479

mario2012 18

Tuesday 7 January 2014 10:44

Nice girlfriend you have there. She could have at least said you didn't do anything.

mikbrooke 25

Tuesday 7 January 2014 12:19

#31 - none of that FML says anything about sleeping there. how is tickling each other something they should not be doing until they move out, or have to go out to do? it is fun - not a bad thing. the only bad thing is that the girlfriend didnt bother telling the father it was an accident. so please shut up. your comment was ridiculous.

Comments

SuperMew 22

Tuesday 7 January 2014 19:46

I think parents are too trigger happy with things like that. If they heard her fall, then there should have been a conversation about what happened. I understand wanting to protect your child, but having some logic would keep a lot of people out of prison.

dellarosa 10

Tuesday 7 January 2014 19:57

I'm sorry this happened to you but you should give your girlfriend a break, maybe she wasn't feeling very well after she fell. And I think she has an amazing dad, seriously.

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 7 January 2014 20:02

I think later she'll explain or at least I hope so...

SgtAssCheeks 21

Tuesday 7 January 2014 21:00

31 I accidentally liked your comment now I wanna beat the shit out of myself

s3xygrandpa 5

Tuesday 7 January 2014 21:18

It's prooooobably time for a new girlfriend.

funturtle23 6

Tuesday 7 January 2014 21:25

******* classic.

radwanov 14

Tuesday 7 January 2014 21:26

boyfriend used "tackle" attack.... it was very effective :P

madriver10 4

Tuesday 7 January 2014 21:31

awwe you're girl sounds so sweet

camtheman007 14

Tuesday 7 January 2014 21:32

I don't blame the dad I blame the girlfriend. You should either have a talk with her or break up with her (depending on how serious the relationship is). The dad was completely in the right and I would've done the same. Sorry that your girlfriend didn't stand up for you.