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It wasn't me

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was in the shower, oblivious to the outside world, when four police officers who had apparently been banging at my door, entered by force. They were doing a bust on a weed farm and got the wrong house. FML
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ThatGuyWhoTalks 10

Good thing they didn't find your weed stash

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sematariux 7

Bastards better pay for the door

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gallaeo 21

One could hope, they normally don't, & probably won't. Unless you take that police department to court, in which case your likely to spend more on a lawyer & court costs etc than you would to pay a contractor to fix/replace the door. Gotta love the system.

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Koppol 15

Definitely with bondage, can't let the cuffs go to waste.

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RayneSmytson 24

That's not the only way to have sex? Never!

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Barriaultcory 16

Did light up a blunt in front of then just for spite?

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ottokat 15

Not seeing the logic in that spite. POLICE: This is the police! Where are you holding the marijuana? YOU: Wrong house, stupids. Theres no weed here. *lights up a blunt*

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diabian 9

This is why the War on Drugs must end! Its unconstitutional... And has no regards what so ever for the Bill of Rights and Private Property Rights!

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Shrike 23

How does that even relate to the FML anyway? The "war on drugs" has to end because the cops might accidentally bust the wrong house once in a blue moon? You sound pretty ******* high and/or stupid.

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Nyx_fml 23

Shhhhh, people. Don't let facts get in the way of people's paranoia.

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bach2121 13

"Got the wrong house" good one, OP!

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willymartinds 9

Funny but embarrassing.

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KinkyCurly 13

You can't sue because they got the wrong house if it was on the warrant. It was in good faith

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Obey_StudBoii 23

#21 You're an idiot. Situations like this call as good faith and don't go left unattended. Learn the law please.

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perdix 29

They probably got the video of your ballet act and decided you must have been high.

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Raleigh_bruh 7

People still grow weed? You'd think it wouldn't be as profitable anymore..

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Dynosaur_dollie 38

Why on earth would you think that? There's still huge amounts of people aiming to legalize it, and places that are legalizing it. Weed is very profitable, and unless it suddenly stops getting people high it's going to continue bringing in profits.

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