It wasn't me

By Banana - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Puerto Rico

Today, I was riding the train and someone farted. Everyone looked at me. People always blame farts on the fat guy. FML
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Cainicide 5

"What the **** you looking at?!" People will stop staring, and big guys are intimidating.

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ICastillo 24

Well Op since everyone is already blaming you might as well let them go. Bombs away.

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JerryH 9

How ironic when a fat guy farted as he read this FML

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traveler_ghost 12

OP: "pffft don't look at me, it was the fat Guy...no the other one" play the blame game, turn the tables on them

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wg2803 3

This is one of the problems with todays society. Overweight people are discriminated against, laughed about and treated worse than other people. Sure, some people eat a little to much and few overweight people do have some attitude, but for some its an health condition or its just genetics.

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maddygirl820 10

I hate stereotypes no matter what they are.

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mercsl65 7

Lose some weight then u won't be fat or "the fat guy"people blame farts on.

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justtomuchtime 3

I've been in that situation before... In class, some guy farted then pointed at me. I stood up, then pulled the guys hair (he had uber long hair), went to the door, then shoved him out. I then locked the door so he couldn't get in. I'm a girl. I then shouted "Who you gonna believe? Me, or a drag addict who is gross, smelly, and is a stupid little boy?". **** yea.

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