Bodyshaming, Farts and Transportation: It wasn't me - FML

It wasn't me

By Banana - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Puerto Rico

Today, I was riding the train and someone farted. Everyone looked at me. People always blame farts on the fat guy. FML

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By sleeper - 02/03/2010 05:05 - France

Today, I was on the train when I fell asleep. Everything would have been fine but I was suddenly jerked awake by the very loud sound of my own fart, followed by the stares of many strangers. FML

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By WhatsThatSmell - 25/02/2011 13:25 - Australia

Today, I took a busy train into the city. I was lucky enough to get a seat. People were forced to stand in the aisle in front of me, and the person directly opposite me, whose butt was level with my head farted in my face. Twice. FML

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By Kat - 08/11/2008 07:51 - France

Today, everyone thought that I was the one who farted in the lift. FML

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You deserved it 5 229

By Anonymous - 18/12/2015 13:34 - Sri Lanka - Colombo

Today, I accidentally farted while on my flight home. It was silent but so deadly that several people were visibly distressed. The overweight guy sitting next to me got a bunch of dirty glares. I was too ashamed to own up to it. FML

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You deserved it 7 225

Stealth bomber

By Jogger - 19/08/2020 14:01

Today, I was standing in line at a coffee shop when the guy stood behind me let out a huge fart, then walked away. The rest of the line turned around, thinking that it was me. An old lady started to lecture me about being rude, while the guy who did it laughed behind his mask in the corner of the shop. FML

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You deserved it 135

By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 04:53 - United States

Today, while sitting on the bus a stranger sat next to me, farted, put his hand under his butt to smell what it was like, and then sniffed it throughout the whole ride while glancing at me. FML

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On the down low

By Anonymous - 31/07/2024 06:00 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, during a long flight, I tried to discreetly pass gas. Instead, I misjudged the pressure and ended up making a loud noise that everyone around me seemingly heard. To make matters worse, the flight attendant asked if everything was OK. Now I’m probably remembered as "Farts on a plane." FML

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Own it!

By Anonymous - 19/03/2024 16:00 - United States

Today, while standing in line at the store, I thought I could let a small fart slip and blame it on the guy behind me. I did it, then turned to glare at him in disgust, only for him to turn and yell at the crowd, “This bitch farted, not me!” FML

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You deserved it 1 437

By Emmy - 02/10/2011 06:36 - United States

Today, while I was on the up escalator, a small woman in front of me farted directly into my face. FML

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By kykynevs - 23/08/2011 07:14 - United States

Today, while at the grocery store an elderly woman farted very loudly next to me. Everyone in the aisle looked our way. The woman pointed at me, and left the aisle. I received many disgusted looks from children and their parents. FML

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Top comments

Cainicide 5

Tuesday 4 December 2012 18:54

"What the **** you looking at?!" People will stop staring, and big guys are intimidating.

ICastillo 24

Tuesday 4 December 2012 18:56

Well Op since everyone is already blaming you might as well let them go. Bombs away.

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maddiewoah 15

Wednesday 5 December 2012 1:00

FFS, as if skinny people can't pass gas. My 14 year old nephew is the gassiest person I know, and I'm the fat one. -_- Sorry that people are so dumb, OP.

hanymandy 6

Wednesday 5 December 2012 2:42

:(

grizzly66 5

Wednesday 5 December 2012 3:15

I feel ya bro... Happens to me all the time

False_Stupidity 41

Wednesday 5 December 2012 4:34

That is so unfair but true.

JoeLamp 2

Wednesday 5 December 2012 5:01

You shouldn't have farted

motor_fml 20

Wednesday 5 December 2012 6:07

Farts are fun! Like ******** without the mess.

abel210dtf 3

Wednesday 5 December 2012 6:16

Lose weight then hoe!!!!

hewro_failure 11

Wednesday 5 December 2012 6:44

That's because fat people are gross and farts are gross they go hand in hand

alleybean123 7

Tuesday 12 November 2013 2:31

This is what I mean!!! I hate stereotypical people jumping to conclusions saying only ft people pass gas! We all do! Get over it!

B5B0N35 18

Wednesday 5 December 2012 6:57

I KNOW RIGHT HATER GONNA HATE!!

darkcosinus 16

Wednesday 5 December 2012 8:13

One more reason to start going to the gym

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Today, I watched my boyfriend feed his cat and change his profile on both Myspace and Facebook before saying to me that he was, "too busy to have sex." FML

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Today, I had to complete a project for my course in Italian. We had to write a little paragraph about a friend. I had to make one up. FML

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