Ivy league

By WasteOMoney - 04/07/2011 01:50 - United States

Today, my son called me from medical school, asking for a new phone. Why? Because he dropped it in the toilet. How? Trying to take a video of his anus while taking a dump. I pay $80,000 a year just to hear he took a dump on his phone. FML
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EvilDoll 7

Well, his education and your money are both going down the drain. Among other things...

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Sk8tRGirl2680_fml 1

Seems like your money is going to good use.

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Thozzy 12

In the name of medical science, I now proclaim your son a genius researcher.

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NinjaNinja2211 1

...Maybe it was for medicinal purposes?

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helen29 4

well if u can afford 80 000$ per yr a phone isn't so bad?!?

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kder0aeon 9

doesn't he have a job?? let him get his own phone.

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RockNRollAndrew 18

You pay 80000 bucks a year for his cell phone ? What are you loaded or something ? How much did you pay for his Ferrari ?

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how_to_implode 17

He could have just googled a video of the same thing ....

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crystalxa 35

That is so disturbing! Maybe your son is going to school to be a butt doctor?!

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shujaswati 20

those days are gone when school was a place for education, learning socializing/manners and teaching youth for the future. Now its just a business. Sorry to hear that you payed such money to get this typo output.

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