Ivy league

By WasteOMoney - 04/07/2011 01:50 - United States

Today, my son called me from medical school, asking for a new phone. Why? Because he dropped it in the toilet. How? Trying to take a video of his anus while taking a dump. I pay $80,000 a year just to hear he took a dump on his phone. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 816
You deserved it 6 273

Same thing different taste

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Well, his education and your money are both going down the drain. Among other things...

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relax he just wanted to see how the digestive system works at the end:)

notsofriendly 17

looks like the problem was too much relaxing, if you catch my drift... :)

notsofriendly 17

med school =/= college, kids. sounds like the current topic is the excretory system. maybe he was going for extra credit...

maybe he had one of those new 3d cameras and was just trying to test it out

How about he get a job and pay for his own phone? I worked my way through graduate school with zero help from mommy and daddy.

lopezk 0

at least hes still in school ... lol

Get him a motorola defy. They're waterproof.

but are they crapproof.... I guess we will find out

emodude44 0

All thatmoney down the crapper

doglady 16

this guy's gonna be a doctor? Yeeeeesh. (shudder)