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By GogglesGoggles - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a guy punched me in the subway for staring at his girlfriend. I had dark glasses on, and was fast asleep. FML
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newburton13 26

The male ape will protect anything it deems his with great prejudice to any potential competitors. In other words, dude has serious self-esteem issues or a very unhappy girlfriend.

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Schiffy 18

Look, it's the generic "I was totally there and you can't prove I wasn't because I'm a random person on the internet" comment.

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sirlancelot 3

Damn it must've really hurt to get punched in the subway. Can't say I've ever been hit there, but it sounds painful.

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Vintage_Cola 29

That sounds more like an FML to him FYL and FHL

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worldclassrager 39

Better than a consistent nod... Well I think your probably slow reaction gave the point that you were not staring...

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Bcfrmkc816 17

Hope you punched him back and stood your ground with him. And I would have told him she isn't worth looking at anyway. Hope you aren't to badly bruised.

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sbdaruler 1

You shouldnt have been sleeping with your face pointed in her direction! Lol!

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