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By GogglesGoggles - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a guy punched me in the subway for staring at his girlfriend. I had dark glasses on, and was fast asleep. FML
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newburton13 26

The male ape will protect anything it deems his with great prejudice to any potential competitors. In other words, dude has serious self-esteem issues or a very unhappy girlfriend.

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Schiffy 18

Look, it's the generic "I was totally there and you can't prove I wasn't because I'm a random person on the internet" comment.

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scottyspot 11

It would have been hilarious if he did that to an MMA guy and had gotten his ass handed to him.

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LolCandy 27

That's when you turn and ask the girlfriend "So, you like to date men who attack random strangers because they're insecure. Good luck with posting bail for the rest of your life." Then just smoothly walk away... or run, because the guy would probably punch you again.

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ASBriere 8

Sorry dude. That girl has more problems than you though sadly. You should of kicked is ass to make him look like a dick

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JMichael 25

That's when you kick his ass and show him up in front of his girlfriend. Then she becomes yours. You know prison rules.

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Nickb55 16

Isn't that what sunglasses are used for?

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mxij 13

I think his true motive was the shades inside. It sets off the automatic douchebag alert

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