Weddings and Love: Jilting John

That is really sad. I can't believe he didn't have the balls to tell you before hand that he wanted to end things. It takes a really asshole to leave someone hanging in such a public way. Good luck to you in the future OP.

orange_colin 0

Monday 20 July 2009 23:12

YDI it for living in america.

dlmmls0210 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 1:58

Yeah she did it herself for living in America...That is the rudest thing I have ever heard..FYL

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 27 September 2014 21:54

What does that have to do with anything?

owtom78 0

Monday 20 July 2009 23:48

Aww! That's terrible

Whatevers_clever 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 1:41

Oh no :/ that's crap!

skierguy 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 4:32

Don't worry, he probably just got roofied in Las Vegas and had to return Mike Tyson's pet tiger.

iloveidi0ts 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 4:56

LOL yes!

pdadancer 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 6:43

Awwwwww that stinks! Did you see him after?

xoxoCheer 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 18:45

Aww! You poor thing! Go kick his ass!

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