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By izzy46111 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I saw a long black hair coming out of the drain. Thinking it was my sister's, I called her in and pulled it out for her to see, only to realize I was actually pulling out a long brown roach by the antenna. FML
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Bloodcalibur 13

Time to burn down the house. No other options.

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corporatescoundr 25

Yeah... Probably the only thing I think nastier than pulling thick hair out of a drain...

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niftyhasdelulz 12

The first thing I thought of when I read the first half of the sentence of this FML was 'the grudge'. That movie has ruined me.

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illusong 16

Reading this FML give me the chills from head to toe

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MortenM 17

Supernasty those roaches. Hope you squashed it

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NellieeNell 18

Haha! I read your comment in Cleveland's voice.

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Bloodcalibur 13

Time to burn down the house. No other options.

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atlernick0 6

And the whole block. Just for good measure. Better safe than sorry

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thespiantess 18

Stuff like this is what atomic bombs were made for.

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Lct1196 31

Nope. They'll survive the radiation. Jeez, haven't you watched ANY post apocalyptic movies?

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DiamondGirlj 18

Maybe burn the state down.... You know, you don't want Any more nasties

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skittycat213 19

And send reinforcements to mars! Thank you Terra Formars

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GRubi 17

I hope THAT didn't come from your sister.

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KayyKaylyn 14

Holy sheez that gave me the heebyyy jeeebyyyys ewwwwww lol

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enddmd 27

I'm curious as to why OP had to point out a single hair in the drain to his sister. Women's hairs go down drains all the time; you cannot prevent it.

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devildog562 33

Right. I know from experience that women's hair always ends up in drains and pile up.

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Clawsified 6

Men's hairs, by contrast only go down the drain sometimes and can be prevented.

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Im2Shy 16

Reading this honesty made me cringe and hold back vomit. Sorry op but this is like a horror movie to me, cockroaches and worms are two things I'm VERY afraid of.

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BooEmz 9

I like how you're getting downvotes for no reason. Lol. FML is harsh. I did something similar once when I was ten, thought there was a hair in my sink drain, then realised it was a roach as I pulled it out. Cried and made my dad kill it. I feel your grossed out vibes, hahah.

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