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By RatFailure - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I looked into my sink's garbage disposal for the first time since I moved in two months ago. Apparently, the putrid smell was not the food I've been throwing down it, but instead, a now what appears to be mutilated litter of rats. FML
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AngryBeaver32 8

Mother of God, that's disturbing.

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Keyman1212 14

Holy shit I just threw up in my mouth. But for real though OP, I have a garbage disposal unit in my house, and anything substantial makes tons of noise, the squeals and the breaking of bones must have alerted you to something being gravely wrong, no?

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thejewishfuhrer 17

That pun was completely intended. No one likes an intended pun. NO ONE.

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baconftw 9

I used to post stupid puns, but then i took an arrow in the knee.

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desireev 17

24- That's what the meaning of a 'pun' is.. It's intended. If it wasn't, it wouldn't be a pun!! *sigh* There's no other way to explain it, really..

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Michael_92 20

29- Don't you get it yet that arrow to the knee jokes never were and listen closely here NEVER WILL be funny.

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zombicidal 11

splinter and his turtle sons are going to kick your ass

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Chaos187 6

I used to make pun comments, but then I became a millionaire selling knee armor.

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redrat 5

I used to make arrow to the knee jokes but then I grew a pair

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christyxbee 15

That's so sad! I know they're rats and all and everyone thinks of them as pests, but they're still animals and still have feelings...what a horrible way to die! Poor little things!

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yearcity 0

**** the rats that must smell go get some HO in high concentration or a new sink

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bamagrl410 31

70 - They carry extreme amounts of disease. How is that lovable in any way?

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WhatIsLuck 6

What does that have to do with anything? Every single animal, including human beings, can carry a vast amount of diseases. Sure, a lot of rats are feral and are more of a nuisance than most species, but a domesticated rat can be just as lovable and playful as any pet, if not more. You just have to give them a chance!

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AngryBeaver32 8

Mother of God, that's disturbing.

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slick5880 22

It's not everyday people find Master Splinter. Be patient, the turtles will be there soon.

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AngryBeaver32 8

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illoveyouu435 0

Dang.. I accidentally thumbed up instead of down!

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AngryBeaver32 8

I'm too big of a Tim and Eric fan not to have said this. *hangs head in shame*

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PrincessPesa 20

Oh ratty ratty, I'll take you ooohhhooonnnnn! Rat's off to ya baby. Chin up with pride!!

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Keyman1212 14

Holy shit I just threw up in my mouth. But for real though OP, I have a garbage disposal unit in my house, and anything substantial makes tons of noise, the squeals and the breaking of bones must have alerted you to something being gravely wrong, no?

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CalCommando 6

I can just hear the faded cries of their ancestors, screaming for justice. Like Infinity Blade.

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bamagrl410 31

Not to mention the fact that dead rats do not smell anything like rotten food.

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Stealthed 8

Well of course not, they smell like dead rats!

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Margemander 4

If they're babies (ie: pinkies) then there probably wouldn't be many bone crunching sounds, and as loud as a disposal is I'm not surprised you wouldn't hear it. Sucks for you, OP. That's both sad and gross.

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Omgplz 3

I remember a few years ago someone stepped on a pinky baby rat in my school hallway and everyone thought it was a squished grape...

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Vw108 0

105.. Thats horribly disgusting.... And what the heck was a baby pink rat doing in your school!?

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MissNicky_fml 0

Umm, many schools have rats or mice problems... retard.

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Omgplz 3

There was one in the science lab that had babies and they escape.

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lolmonster34 0

Omg that would be gross sucks you gotta clean it out....fyl

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Airman1988 9

**** cleaning it, get the disposal replaced.

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jonriise18 3

**** both of those ideas. Pour a whole bunch of bleach down it and leave it on til they're all gone down the drain!

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MrMustangg 0

Turn it on and leave it on. Pour in some drano for safe measure

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noegginwayyy 5

That's what I would do!

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Airman1988 9

I dont know how long I could stand living in a house that smelt like dead rat but definately wouldnt be 2 months before I was tearing the house apart trying to locate the smell.

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Fancyy 0

Youu let the smell of rotten rats go on for two months...?

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Michael_92 20

Maybe OP likes the smell lol?

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possiblelozer 4

I'm to distracted by your adorable minnie mouse baby profile pic to care what you just had to say.

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Yousuck24 21

Well, now you have a reason to check your sink's garbage disposal more often!

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GoW_Chick 14

Aww you brutally murdered rat babies, poor little fellas didn't know what hit them.

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Chad_the_Brony 0

They're pests. If they were pet rats, I'd feel bad. Mine died overnight. Her skin was blue and I have no idea what killed her. I miss my rat. She was awesome.....

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AmbrosiaWriter 17

A wild rat or a pet rat they're both small animals just trying to survive. They don't plot and plan going "How am I going to ruin this person's day today?" They're just looking for something warm and safe, just like any other animal would. I feel like a lot of people say "They're pests" to somehow shift the blame onto the animal or make it seem like the animal has some kind of malicious intent to purposefully hurt/harm/annoy the person :/. So pet or wild, I feel really bad for them to meet their end in such a horrible fashion.

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