Jump scare

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was watching a horror movie with my girlfriend. Suddenly, the killer jumped on screen. My girlfriend screamed. I pissed myself. FML
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1800getalife 0

you gf is the man of the house...

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boatkicker 4

It's impossible to pee yourself when you're startled? Completely not. You know how when people are startled they often involuntarily flinch? Well now consider that you have a rather full bladder, but are waiting for a better time to get up. Involuntary muscle twitch of the wrong muscles, makes it entirely possible to wet yourself.

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NaBilli96 0

Hey! You spoiled (part of) the movie for me!

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crazychick1269 7

Omg dude that sucks... but that's really really funny!!!

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Chelgleek 7

OMG, guys peeing themselves is adorable, because then they get all embarrassed, and you get to comfort them! : ) or at least that's how it goes it my head . . . I wonder how his girlfriend reacted to that . . .

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lifeascended 5

Omg! That's totally how I feel about it too! It's so cute!

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caitylynn05 16

Always, always empty your bladder before watching horror movies!

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predavlad 3

Was the movie Sinister ? That actually is an awesome and scary horror movie :)

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