Jumping to conclusions

By Anonymous - 08/03/2015 10:33 - United Kingdom - The Hyde

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Today, I decided to put on some sexy lingerie and wait for my husband to come home to surprise him. He took one look at me and immediately accused me of cheating. He was convinced my explanation was a lie and that I'd rushed some guy out the back door when he came home. FML
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gracehi 31

Why would you want to have sex with your own husband? So weird. No wonder he was suspicious.

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brendejafulable 41

Makes you want to stop trying huh

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turdontoast 8

Looking at it from a psychology standpoint, most likely he is cheating.

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rocker_chick23 27

OP, your husband is probably cheating on you. A common tactic for cheaters is to accuse their spouse of cheating.

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sprints54 19

Maybe try to be more spontaneous more often???

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Carnaxa 8

What kind of paranoid psyho did you marry

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YouKnowIMeantMe_ 21

Next time, maybe with another husband, just get a leather office chair, sit, wait for him to come home and then just do the "I've been waiting for you." thing.

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theogblaze 5

From experience, usually when someone accuses you of cheating that means they are cheating. It's happened to me. My friend. And a guy friend. Shitty thing to do. But it's the first sign.

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hopemeza 7

it means he's cheating on you

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TallMist 32

Why does everyone assume that if the man accuses the woman of cheating, it's really the guy that's cheating? Does no one realize that that is sexist?

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Tashido 12

there has to be a reason he doesn't trust you. did you do something in the past? that, or he's cheating. cheaters ate often suspicious of their partners. guilty conscience and all.

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menfearme 10

Insecurity much?? If you've never given him reason not to trust you, I'd be wondering why he's freaking out. Planning a special date for him shouldn't cause that kind of reaction unless... Is he cheating on you?

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