Embarrassing, Insects and Animals: Jumpy

Jumpy

By Anonymous - 21/05/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was sitting at my college campus; there were good looking girls all around me and I was trying to catch their eye and smile, letting them know I'm available. A butterfly flew by me and I screamed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 565

You deserved it 63 599

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Panic at the crosswalk

By Butterflyguy - 14/08/2009 17:10 - Canada

Today, I literally stopped traffic. I was crossing the street and a butterfly landed on me. Being phobic of butterflies, I had a panic attack in the middle of the road. Oh, and I am 17, captain of our football team, and in very good shape. My girlfriend laughed the hardest. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 341

You deserved it 23 649

By tryscal - 12/07/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, I was attempting to teach a bunch of 2nd and 5th graders on why it's so important to face your fears and try your best. It was going pretty well, until I was attacked by a pair of butterflies. I am afraid of butterflies - I ran away screaming like a little girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 280

You deserved it 56 892

By Lala - 10/09/2009 13:40 - Philippines

Today, I was sitting in my garden and having a cup of tea while watching some dragonflies. I thought the dragonflies were really pretty, so I ran towards them and tried to catch their tails like I used to when I was a kid. They were exotic wasps. Ouch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 346

You deserved it 50 287

By fmylifebad - 29/04/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 144

You deserved it 12 192

Ewwww

By jamblasticus - 09/05/2009 01:07 - United States

Today, I was walking in the park when I saw an attractive girl walking nearby. I approached her to strike up a conversation when suddenly a large fly invaded my left nostril, and became lodged inside. After picking out the bloody fly pieces, I looked up to see the girl walking away, gagging. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 993

You deserved it 6 190

By Anonymous - 11/09/2010 04:01 - United States

Today, I went to a school football game alone. I sat next to these hot girls. To seem cool, I picked up my phone and had a fake conversation with the coolest guy in the grade. Halfway through, he came over and talked to the girls. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 673

You deserved it 62 593

By gabby - 24/02/2012 23:01 - United States

Today, I dolled myself up and hit the campus gym, hoping to leave with a cute boy's number. I left in a stretcher. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 024

You deserved it 32 451

Caught in the act

By Anonymous - 14/01/2010 05:10 - United States

Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was Facebook-stalking a really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 579

You deserved it 44 853

By outofluckdude - 01/09/2009 00:40 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with a group of friends when I got into a conversation with this really attractive girl who I've liked for months. She asked me what school I go to. I sit to her left in biology. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 769

You deserved it 3 667

Brain melt

By Anonymous - 03/03/2010 02:37 - United States

Today, I was talking to my best friend about a cute guy that girls are afraid to even speak to, so I then decided to march right up to him and say hello. When he smiled at me, I stood there with my mouth wide open, but I made non-coherent words. He asked me if I was a foreign exchange student. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 115

You deserved it 29 690

uneekfreak16 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 9:31

Are you the same guy with the FML who smashed his own nuts when he got scared and saw a spider on them?

hyper12332 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 9:31

haha you little pussy

Comments

FoundManyLemons 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 21:15

So long as they don't need protection from butterflies....

FuckYourFuckingL_fml 5

Sunday 24 May 2009 0:55

lol

dmarie93xo 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 1:12

hahah thats hilarious & #58 made me laugh too

Oriina 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 4:13

Haha! Attractive. Unless you decide to devour the butterfly, I swear they won't hurt you... and if you do eat the butterfly, you have more issues than we may think.

lovethewordnerd 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 5:42

Hey, look on the bright side! At least they know you're available now!

SoccerPlaya17 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 6:41

well theyre actually really ugly, if u look at them closely >.> but i dont think a normal girl would look at u different cuz of that, unless they're plastic, and u dnt want a girl like that

Mustcomment 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 7:24

Well first of all, dude, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU LOL. You're definately screwed now.... Second, dddduuuuddddddeeee, your life sucks, prolly gonna gave to stay indors watching out you're window for butterflies while holding a fly swatter in your hand, if you think that you can handle using it on such dangerous little creatures. Sry bout you're epic fail haha.

pbj114 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 17:28

omg. this is hilarious.

Ninaladina 0

Monday 25 May 2009 16:54

haha!xD I love that one! it's just so much funny!

katie_bby 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 1:01

i would tell them you saw someone get snipered right before your eyes, but you figured you would risk too much by telling them about it at the time. haha, they'd be like "awww!"