Just in case

By thanksbaby - 01/06/2009 05:55 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling in bed talking about our future wedding coming up. He leaned over seductively to tell me he got a present for me to ‘use’ on our wedding day. It was a pack of breath mints. FML
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Dogmaw 0

Are you sure he wasn't going for that "peppermint BJ" action? I mean, either you need those mints or you don't.

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moony_fml 0

lol #1 What can i say...very smooth fiancee

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hamiltonshere 0

maybe he was just trying to be cute meaning that your gonna be kissing a lot? or not. maybe it is for a BJ haha

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redbluegreen 40

I agree with everyone, it's for the BJ. I really doubt your breath's that bad that he'd ~seductively~ try to get you to use them. But, hey. How do you know they're really breath mints? (;

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genius_man16 0

I guess i'm a n00b here, but how would breath mints help a BJ?

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AlienMind 0

This is what he really meant to say. I don't mean to be mean, but you need listerine. Not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole ******' bottle.

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containsnosoy 0

I guess he wanted his wedding day to be perfect too. xD

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fudgemeister 0

#13 you're 19 and you don't know the ******* world, you're in trouble

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lesb_lv 0

#16, #13 didnt ask what is BJ, but how breath mints can help BJ. Im lesbian, maybe, thats why I have the same technical question: why does she need breath mints for BJ??? And maybe F our L because we didnt understand that idea about BJ and suspected that her breath stinks so badly :(

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IndigoKitty 3

maybe you have a breath problem that you are unaware of and he's just trying to make you aware of it without hurting your feelings? and bloody hell, you lot are BJ mad! XD

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lovely997 0

So? Brush your teeth Dummy

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heyyou1203 0

i mean, halitosis is a bitch.... but i agree, totally for a BJ. That'd be pretty dickish of him to say u had bad breath. Altho on that same note, you should get him something to help him go down on you, too. Fair is fair.

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