Weddings, Awkward and Love: Just in case

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By thanksbaby - 01/06/2009 05:55 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling in bed talking about our future wedding coming up. He leaned over seductively to tell me he got a present for me to ‘use’ on our wedding day. It was a pack of breath mints. FML

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By fml - 10/08/2013 10:48 - United States - Perry

Today, my new husband and I were called up to have our first dance at our wedding. While I rested my head on his shoulder, he whispered the most romantic thing to me: "Your breath stinks." FML

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By sadwife - 31/05/2009 18:07 - United States

Today, I woke up and my husband said he got me a gift for our one year anniversary and that it was on the table. We laid around cuddling and when I finally got up I was expecting to walk out to beautiful bouquet of flowers. I got two packs of cigarettes. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2014 02:39 - United States - Baraboo

Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2009 06:31 - United States

Today, I opened some small cute birthday gifts at my boyfriend's house. As we left to go out, he slipped me a Tiffany box and said he wanted me to open it in private. Flushed and excited, I open it to find a Ziploc bag filled with hair. It was thd mustache I'd been begging him to shave for months. FML

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By baconbreath=| - 13/11/2010 05:12 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I had a picnic on the beach. It was so romantic and perfect. He leant forward to kiss me. Once we had kissed he said, "We haven't even started eating yet", and passed me a mint. FML

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Love is in the air

By Rydia - 31/10/2020 05:01

Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML

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By sarah - 11/02/2012 06:36 - United States

Today, I ate an entire pack of breath mints in preparation for a date. Instead of giving me fresh breath, it gave me a terrible case of diarrhea. FML

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By Brittany - 18/06/2012 14:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML

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Childlike

By Anonymous - 03/08/2020 20:01

Today, I asked my fiance for some attention. He licked my cheek and attached himself to my leg. He's 34 years old. FML

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By cjk004 - 15/02/2009 11:35 - United States

Today, I was trying on lingerie in the dressing room of Victoria’s Secret with my boyfriend next to me. I told my him in a seductive, playful tone “You can stay and watch if you give me a piece of your gum.” He said “No I only have three more” and left the room. FML

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Dogmaw 0

Monday 1 June 2009 16:01

Are you sure he wasn't going for that "peppermint BJ" action? I mean, either you need those mints or you don't.

moony_fml 0

Monday 1 June 2009 15:57

lol #1 What can i say...very smooth fiancee

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rissyboo4 0

Monday 1 June 2009 19:37

yea at first i thought it was for her breathe, but then i re-read it. don't you think if he were to give her breathe mints, he would want her to use them on more than just their wedding day? it's for a bj.

0neiros 14

Monday 1 June 2009 19:51

Give him an ad for "Male Enhancement" pills, Tell him it's for the Honeymoon.

OmgItsAnaBeatriz 0

Monday 1 June 2009 19:59

Lmao! Sorry But It Was Funny XD Look On The Bright Side...He's Still Going To Marry You, And He Is Quite Funny (: Congrats Couple :D

altna 4

Monday 1 June 2009 20:10

Take his hint. This is no FML.

Irony_and_Ivory 1

Monday 1 June 2009 20:22

At least he said it nicely. He could have been like, "Anyone ever tell you your breath stinks? REALLY BAD?" and left you to get the mints by yourself...