Just no

By toolegittoquit - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I tried to quit my job. My boss just looked at me and said, "No. You can't quit." FML
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harrisonmoon 0

haha you are obviously a huge pussy. tell that ************ boss what's up

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AntiChrist7 0

Just walk into his office, climb his deck, and pee all over it. that will get you out of your job

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nexes128 0

Yes and a criminal record, not to mention that if her boss was in the office at the time it would count as exposing her self in public which would get her a nice spot in the sexual offenders registry

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perdix 29

Slavery doesn't sound like all that much fun now, does it? This reminds me of the "Seinfeld" where George tries to break up with a girl, but she doesn't accept it.

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yummylicious 5

http://www.thepetitionsite.com/1/lobster-claw-machine-protest

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flgirlwguitar 2

Not legal in the state of Washington or any at-will employment state. You or your employer can terminate your employment at any time, for any reason, without notice. If I were you, tell the boss to go #&%$ himself and don't show up again. YDI if you honestly believe he can do that to you.

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crzyry 6

This reminds me of that episode of That 70's Show where Kelso tried to break up with Jackie and she told him no.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

This happened to me, too. My job had a voluntary layoff with an excellent severance package. When I turned in my resignation, my boss refused to accept it. I tried the "if you need me so much, pay me more" thing but it didn't work so I ended up quitting a month later - without the severance pay. It does suck and FYL, OP, if you're in a similar situation.

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npk88 0

Slavery was abolished in the 1860's...If you quit just don't show up to work! Duh.

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