Just no

By toolegittoquit - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I tried to quit my job. My boss just looked at me and said, "No. You can't quit." FML
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harrisonmoon 0

haha you are obviously a huge pussy. tell that ************ boss what's up

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marc_with_a_c 3

Did your boss give you a reason why you can't quit? cause that's the first time I saw someone being prevented to quit from their boss.. other than the cliché "you can't quit cause YOU'RE FIRED!"

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Link5794 18

I thought it was "You can't fire me, I quit." Anyway, if I tried to quit and my boss said I can't quit because I'm fired, I'd say either "You can't fire me, I already quit," or "You can't fire me, I don't work here anymore."

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brutal_banger 10

your boss can't force you to stay retard. if u meant it you'd just go

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nwalsh2009 0

Your too damn valuable to the company. Smile and tell him this is your two weeks notice.

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biitchyb 0

This isn't even an FML! And it doesn't make any sense.

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Dragonmouth 4

Should have looked back and said, "Yes. I can."

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chrisinator13 5

who would want to quit.... f that I'll take it

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