Just stop, please

By fuck you, mum - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, marks the sixth day in a row that my mum has called me to discuss my upcoming wedding. She's obsessed and has intimidated the actual planner I hired into going along with her plans. She's slipped up twice already and accidentally referred to it as her own wedding. Just great. FML
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mk58 31

Reminds me a lot of my mom... Are you sure you aren't my long-lost sister or something?

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lilhellian 26

Uninvited her.. Fire the planner.. And intimidate her rat so she gets lonely..

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tj5810 21

Seriously! I wish I could have. It would have been MUCH cheaper and way less stressful.

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missadoodikins 9

Is she paying for it? If not, she should have no input. If so, you're gonna have to talk to her and compromise on some things.

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MandieL 27

Is she paying for it? If so...sorry, but suck it up or get a back bone. This is why in payed for my own wedding. And it was perfect!!

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jlarae12 10

Sounds like something my mom would do :( I'm sorry she's being like this. Congrats on the engagement though?

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Mysterion345 11

ahem... grab a glove coat it with chalk or some powder put it on your hand and pimpslap that bitch. Then say bitches know their place and your place is not here so get a move on

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stripeycrakers 7

Weddings are like boats, one hole and the ship goes down

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stripeycrakers 7

The planner must have been held at gun point

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stripeycrakers 7

My mom laughed historically when she read this

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stripeycrakers 7

The only reason the wedding planner didn't leave was because she was getting paid in gold dabloons

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