Keep it down

By rattlingfloorboards - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a Karate dojo opened under my apartment. It's like living in a Bruce Lee movie. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9

Hopefully it doesn't turn into a trial of the 99 dragons whenever you try to get up to your room.

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ikeikeike14 3

Dude you could watch a new karate movie all the time! Just watch out for the lil kids...

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unusual_girl 3

Sorry to point this out, but I don't think Bruce Lee ever knew karate, he knew Kung Fu. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe Bruce Lee was Chinese, not Japanese. Anyway, I think I'd be extremely awesome to live where you live!

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rachelkoo 10

agreed!!! Bruce Lee is Chinese and he did know Kung fu instead of karate.

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ericdraven23 0

bruce lee did kung fu and jeet kun do not karate karate is lame

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Stormdriven37 6

Go down and watch. JUST FOR THE KICKS.

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sjhill 32

Wow! i would love that. plus you wouldn't have to go far to get some exercise. karate is amazing for muscle building and toning.

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brick_man33 14

it gets you so mad you have "fists of furry" lol

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Psycho_Babydoll 26

Dress up as Eric Draven from the Crow, burst in during one of their sessions, and tell your 'father' to keep the noise down. Should scare them shitless.

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akallaan 7

Everyone was Kung foo fightin'! Those guys were fast as lightnin'! Hiiiiyah

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