Keep it down

By rattlingfloorboards - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a Karate dojo opened under my apartment. It's like living in a Bruce Lee movie. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 134
You deserved it 3 371
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Buttsexpirate 9

Hopefully it doesn't turn into a trial of the 99 dragons whenever you try to get up to your room.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Like we care? Really, Shut the **** up about telling us this. Saying that ruins the fml you ******* shit-******* ****.

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DocBastard 38

-Do you live above a dojo? -Do you live below OP? -Are you OP? If you answered "no" to these questions, you have no proof and should therefore **** off.

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van_helsing 6

Since when living in a Bruce Lee movie isn't awesome?

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diva151515 3

Grammar Nazi fail.

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OfficeNinja 5

Two words for you. FREE SECURITY. No crackhead will stand a chance trying to steal your TV.

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Zeronos 0

The noise is testing your ability to calm the storm in one's mind. Thus far, you rack disciprine. Remember, in one's lifestyle, there is training, OP-san.

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Michelle_74617 1

Haha you deserve that!

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THE_A_TEEN 27

How? Did he put a "put a karate dojo here" sign on the property? The sensei is looking for revenge against tne op and by doing that he starts a dojo below the op? The op is imagining this while high on LSD? I failed to see how the op deserved this, can you kimdly tell me why?

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Zomg_Okay 26

*Slaps* Stop feeding the troll, if you ignore it, it will starve. That... thing wants a reaction.

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drawmesunshine 17

"Troll! Troll in the dungeon!! Thought you ought to know..." --Argus Filch

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benmec 18

Bro! I know how you feel. They opened a stupid gym for troubled youth ACROSS the hall from me! Every time they have their boxing sessions I feel the vibrations thru the floorboards & I work nights....

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Ecstasy_Trip_Ple 1

thats pretty funny. made me laugh ^.^

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