Sex, Relatable and Intimacy: Keep it down

Keep it down

By Anonymous - 06/02/2011 05:10 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, my 4 year-old son came in with his water gun because he thought I was in trouble. FML

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You deserved it 59 903

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By Darin Greenwood - 22/07/2019 14:00

Today, the wife and I were in the middle of having sex. She was bent over and I was taking her to pound town. I look over to see my 3 year-old son standing in the doorway, humping air. FML

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You deserved it 2 477

By Volume_control - 10/11/2009 14:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML

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You deserved it 31 408

Scarred for life

By Guess who's back - 10/07/2022 10:00 - Australia - Homebush

Today, in the morning, my wife and I were having hot but silent sex on my futon while our 3 year-old slept in his crib. It was going great until my turn to come when I released a loud, "AARRGHHHHHH". My son promptly got up, took one look at me and his mother's back, then promptly went back to sleep without a word. FML

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You deserved it 1 818

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By uh-oh - 21/07/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, dropped a condom on the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!" FML

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You deserved it 30 923

By prdept. - 09/03/2011 17:12 - France

Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy. It was going great until his 6-year-old brother walked in and screamed so loudly it brought both of his parents running. FML

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You deserved it 20 505

Inspired

By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 06:24 - France

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML

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You deserved it 22 353

By Anonymous - 25/06/2015 03:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML

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You deserved it 5 021

Knock next time please

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

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You deserved it 796

By S…… - 09/01/2011 10:18 - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML

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You deserved it 5 766

By cumhole - 10/10/2012 02:32 - Canada - Toronto

Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstairs. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole you didn't fill?" It wasn't my boyfriend, it was my dad. FML

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You deserved it 69 902

Warlemming 7

Sunday 6 February 2011 12:56

Am I the only one who thinks it's adorable that he wanted to protect his mom.

Doortje 29

Sunday 6 February 2011 12:49

Ahh, both your men were shooting at you.

Comments

Nakolover13 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 23:53

Poor child ...

wifey93emilyrose 0

Monday 7 February 2011 0:09

that's cute lol

guppy40000 0

Monday 7 February 2011 0:55

ydi dont screw a guy when your kids are around. Are you a crack head because thats what they do to their kids. Get a baby sitter, shit.

guppy40000 0

Monday 7 February 2011 0:57

you can have sex when kids are around, like sleeping or whatever but if your orgasming so loud that they are gonna wake up, then you have issues. No body regardless what age wants to hear their parents going at it. I hate trailer trash seriously.

MakaylaCommisso 0

Monday 7 February 2011 1:19

lol why are a lot of the girls photos airbrushed on here damn ....and someone had a hungry hippo picture of a black man being chased and it saying he's doing it wrong lmfaooo loved it haha

BigWord 0

Monday 7 February 2011 2:36

I say we kill Justin Bieber.

Mr_Darkside 5

Monday 7 February 2011 2:39

your son was worried about you... seeing as he's a four year old he got guts to go and try to save you from trouble. Imagine you were in real trouble... I'd say you got a brave little boy. :)

Mourningstar 4

Monday 7 February 2011 2:58

Try not screaming so loud with a kid in the house dumbass. Now he's scarred for life.

Thecarpaltunnelo 0

Monday 7 February 2011 3:05

I chime in with a haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door, No? It's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.

cocktailpeanut 3

Monday 7 February 2011 3:22

All the people who say wait until your kid isn't home to have sex is obviously not a parent. You wait until they're asleep and LOCK THE DOOR!! When is a 4-year-old going to be away from home without his parent?