Kids, Parenting and Shopping: Keep it to yourself

Keep it to yourself

By oops - 30/11/2011 14:15 - United Kingdom

Today, in a store, an obnoxious woman, swearing loudly and slapping at her out-of-control kids, was disrupting the whole place. I said to the cashier, "That nasty woman should leave the brats at home." She gave me a filthy look and said, "Do you mind? That's my sister." FML

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By no i'm sure you're a responsible parent - 09/04/2020 02:00 - United States

Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML

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By dirtythief - 18/07/2013 16:01 - Philippines - San Juan

Today, I placed an order at a fast food joint, when the elderly lady behind me cussed me out for ordering the same thing she wanted. She ranted that I was a "dirty thief", while everyone else glared at me as if I was holding up the line. What the fuck? FML

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Nice try

By Ellie - 06/07/2022 00:01

Today, I was ringing up a lady’s items; two shoeboxes. Per policy, I’m supposed to open them. She heavily insisted I didn’t. I ignored her and found other merchandise inside. She then went on a rant on how "people should mind their own fucking business" and stormed out of the store without buying. FML

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No kidding

By Anonymous - 23/02/2024 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I told my mom that having watched my sister ruin her life having kids who grew into brats with criminal records before their teens, I refused to ruin my life the same way and will be childless. I then turned to leave and they were in the doorway, my sister and her two brats. I got slapped. FML

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No touching!

By Noname - 27/01/2009 19:36 - United States

Today, at the mall my brother and I went to look at a vendor's items when my mom said not to touch anything. Thinking my brother was standing next to me, I saw him touching stuff so I smacked him in the arm and told him to stop. I turn to see that the old lady to my side was giving me a mean look. FML

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Two sides

By GET A BABYSITTER - 30/05/2023 15:00 - United States

Today, my coworker brought her two children to work again. She's normally a nice lady and pleasant to work with, but around her children she becomes a total bitch, to the point that she screams at them for simply asking her a question. Way to make a long day even more miserable. FML

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You deserved it 108

By nicknick2 - 18/05/2011 16:08 - United States

Today, I was at Walmart with my mom, when a guy next to me let out a series of vicious farts. Assuming it was me, my mom chewed me out in front of the guy and made me apologize. The man looked at my mom and said, "Children, they're so immature." FML

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It is though

By Timv86 - 16/02/2010 08:18 - Australia

Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yelled at the top of her voice, "Stop following me, you freak." I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML

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By jacks_smirking_revenge - 06/03/2009 22:31 - United States

Today, while out to lunch, my sister called me and asked me to pick her up from the mall. I told her she'd have to wait. She got pissed off and started cursing at me, so I hung up on her. She called me back 37 times until I answered and yelled "WILL YOU LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE?" It was my boss. FML

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By kykynevs - 23/08/2011 07:14 - United States

Today, while at the grocery store an elderly woman farted very loudly next to me. Everyone in the aisle looked our way. The woman pointed at me, and left the aisle. I received many disgusted looks from children and their parents. FML

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ToxicCandyTree 9

Wednesday 30 November 2011 19:02

Rudeness must run on the family.

diamond69_fml 14

Wednesday 30 November 2011 19:04

I don't think I would have admitted that if I was the casher. lol

Comments

jtae89 1

Friday 2 December 2011 16:19

I agree that those customers are very annoying but people could try and say something nicely

carboncopy 4

Friday 2 December 2011 16:52

Oh it's her sister. So that makes it all OK!? I'd tell the manager!

tactical_bacon 4

Friday 2 December 2011 22:09

why fyl? good for u! ended up being her sister? even better.

nickbucci1252 0

Saturday 3 December 2011 0:27

I would have been like then control the thing u call your and kick the lady out of the store

The__Redneck 7

Saturday 3 December 2011 10:02

Tell her if it's her sister, it's her responsibility. I'd be furious if one of my relatives came into my workplace and caused trouble.

eatpraylovee44 0

Monday 5 December 2011 7:35

Oh shit! XD

diamondgurl0218 0

Tuesday 6 December 2011 3:20

you deserved it every kid has their bad day u cant stop ur lif beacuse of it sometimes u cant leave them home and cant afford a babysitter

diamondgurl0218 0

Tuesday 6 December 2011 3:22

to those who say she should get child survices called on her i she supposed to laugh no i doubt she hit them really badly im sure very few of u have neve hit ur kid and if u havent they are prob spoiled brats

Humanspider 18

Monday 12 December 2011 0:18

Awkward silence and shame

pookiepie 0

Saturday 17 December 2011 13:38

some people need to hear it. if her kids are out of control then you should deffs say something. maybe to the actual person next time tho. its rude to talk behind peoples backs.