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Keeping it in the family

By Drew - 05/08/2010 05:18 - United States

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Today, I discovered that my mom is having an affair… with her cousin. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2022 22:00

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By lawoman27 - 01/07/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML

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Ruff_fml 3

Thursday 5 August 2010 13:01

Incest: The game the whole family can play.

Jessi_the_sexii 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 12:42

incest.. ew

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perdix 29

Thursday 5 August 2010 14:33

Thanks, OP, you could have helped out a lot of us Texans by saying you were from Louisiana or Arkansas. Or maybe I am just bitter that none of my cousins are hawt!

I_have_no_clue 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 14:33

Everything is bigger in Texas, including incest!

mpclaw 3

Thursday 5 August 2010 15:08

and you are in...... Arkansas?

CallMeHush 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 15:10

God Bless Texas! Sure wasn't my first guess.

KarateDuck 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 15:19

that's Texas for you D:

adotstud 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 15:21

are you in west Virginia??? that's hillbilly shit.

shoneejay 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 15:23

WTF! Are u serious. please get her some help!

puttly123 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 15:23

aaaahh scary

Jonathanaw 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 15:24

14 gets with her friends families! :)

selenagirl_fml 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 20:22

STFU no I don't.

puttly123 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 15:25

that's just terrible

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