Kids talk

By SerenityJ - 27/09/2013 20:00 - United States - Mountain View

Today, while sitting in a crowded waiting room at the doctor's office, my 5-year-old daughter pointed at my 6-year-old son's crotch and boomed, "MOM, WHY DOES ANDY HAVE A FINGER DOWN THERE?" to which he yelled, "IT'S CALLED A COCK!" FML
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darth1 18

Wow, that's awful and hilarious.

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Tupelo_Honey 30

This is possibly one of the funniest FMLs I've read yet!! Sorry, OP, must have been awkward for you...but still hilarious!

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JonDG 12

i wonder where Andy heard that word.......you have some explaining to do OP

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Rainhawk94 27

can't control what he hears

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shanayokay 4

It's one thing for him to have heard the word, but for him to repeat it and know what its reffering to is another issue.

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laurenasabutton 26

At 6, he would be going to school. Which is likely where he heard the word. That's pretty much out of OP's control.

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Dame84 6

Haha, wow, that's funny and extremely embarrassing!

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janiiine 5

That would have made my day if I'd been in a boring waiting room and heard that :)

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reymon8823 24

Ummmm when i was 6 i didn't know it as a **** it was then a penis or pee-pee that's kind of disturbing that your son knows that word at age 6.. Smh but you deserved it op

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Ziggy122 15

Oh, kids say the darndest things, don't they?

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wdwillever 10

im having a problem typing this because i am laughing so hard. i know karma will bite me in the ass, because i can see my son and daughter doing this.

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