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Kids these days…

By cakehater - 21/08/2011 07:35 - United States

Today, I'm a host at a restaurant. We had a birthday party for a couple of 15 year old boys and their friends. I went to clean the bathroom at the end of my shift and discovered cake everywhere, including all over the urinal. They were even nice enough to draw a smiley on the mirror with icing. FML

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By nickname - 14/09/2009 09:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a birthday party and got my face rubbed in cake. When I came out of the restroom having washed my face, I noticed one of the girls going in. Just to be nice, I asked, "They put cake on your face too, did they?" She said no, that was just her make-up. FML

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By abc - 27/05/2009 10:15 - Pakistan

Today, I took my friends out to an expensive restaurant for my birthday treat. They had arranged for a surprise birthday cake for me which I cut, very happily, while they chanted birthday wishes. When the bill came, I discovered I was supposed to pay for my great 'surprise' cake. FML

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By thathottchickk - 13/12/2011 22:43 - United States

Today, I volunteered to cater an event at school. A little girl asked for a big slice of cake so I gave it to her. She then puked everywhere and her parents blamed me and made me clean it up. The little girl sat there smiling at me while I cleaned. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2019 18:00

Today, as a restaurant hostess, I fell into the fountain at work while carrying a high chair in front of several large parties, who all promptly laughed at me. We were so busy, I had to stay and finish my shift soaking wet. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2015 12:28 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, it was my 18th birthday and I was told I couldn't get the night off work because a party of 34 had booked into the restaurant. It turned out my family had come in to 'celebrate' by making me wait on them. They were a nightmare, thought it was hilarious to be difficult, and didn't tip. FML

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By fmylifebadddd - 18/04/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, was my birthday. My friends love to play pranks on me. So when I entered the door for my surprise party, I became aware of the surroundings. There was nothing. Everyone was staring as I slowly entered the room. When I closed the door behind me, a freaking bucket of pee fell all over me. FML

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By Killme - 13/07/2016 02:10

Today, as a birthday present, my friends threw a surprise party for me. I was so surprised, I pissed myself in front of everyone, including my crush. FML

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By Crapper. - 16/09/2016 20:35 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I'm a janitor at a middle school. Someone took a poo and placed it on the sink. FML

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By Eyalsh - 30/01/2015 04:53 - Germany - Greifswald

Today, I came back to my dormitory after a long shift at work. After using the toilet, I looked at myself in the mirror, only to find a huge piece of food stuck between my front teeth. I work at one of the fanciest restaurants in town; nobody bothered to tell me anything. FML

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By The V Sal - 13/02/2009 18:39 - United States

Today, I was helping supervise a 5 year-old's birthday party in an inflatable obstacle course. I was playing hide and seek with them. I saw the birthday boy and crept around the corner and yelled, "Found you!" He peed his pants. FML

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livgasms 4

Sunday 21 August 2011 19:20

urinal cake lol

sheenamaedc09 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 19:26

I've seen a used, bloody period pad stuck on the door of the public restroom stall. they were also nice enough to slap the walls with it. I think I'll take the cake..

Comments

IndigoAcrylic 9

Sunday 21 August 2011 19:43

Looks like they just had little 'after party' in the men's room and they were just nice enough to leave you a party favor. ;D

Froyoz 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 19:45

Awww, how nice of them. Next time you should take some food and throw it at there cars. Then, draw an epic face on the window. You win!

Journiexo 18

Friday 24 October 2014 15:02

And get fired

bitchesbecrazy2 4

Sunday 21 August 2011 19:47

You sure it was all cake icing and not just the result if what they did to each other after the party mixed in with some good aim?

crazychick1269 7

Sunday 21 August 2011 23:40

Dude you can seriously get busted for that pic!!!! lol

bitchesbecrazy2 4

Sunday 21 August 2011 19:49

* of what they did to each other

krysxkatastrophe 14

Sunday 21 August 2011 19:49

******' kids these days...

duckman9 55

Sunday 21 August 2011 21:26

you've said it sister! Another reason why I refuse to have kids... God knows how they might turn up, when considering the genes they'll receive...

Buttsexpirate 9

Sunday 21 August 2011 19:50

Go grab them and rub their faces in it saying "No!"

hammie27 3

Sunday 21 August 2011 19:53

At least it was only cake...could've been worse!

DownWithSebster 9

Sunday 21 August 2011 19:55

Why does the host have to clean the bathroom? Don't they hire people for that?

sheenamaedc09 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 20:06

I agree. I'm a hostess at a brazilian bbq restaurant. One of my duties is JUST check the restroom for overall cleanliness and if there's enough rolls of tissue. then report to the manager. :)

tj4234 35

Sunday 21 August 2011 20:08

nah the host has to do it unfortunately.

sheenamaedc09 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 20:12

depends on the restaurant management actually...

tj4234 35

Sunday 21 August 2011 20:05

I'm host in a restaurant as well and I hate when people do stuff like that... someone took a dump in one of our urinals once >.>. Fortunately I was off that day.