Kinky

By sandwichsex - 08/08/2009 22:39 - United States

Spicy
Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML
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Spencer_CDS 0

Might want to be a bit more specific next time. Lol.

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Dillybar 0

Should've asked him to eat you out if he was so hungry...

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theanonimouse 0

Here's a better lesson: CHOOSE BETTER BOYFRIENDS. How good you are in bed shouldn't be the deciding factor on whether or not he respects you.

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Dakarads 0

gay guys use condoms lol. they get std's too...

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darklove6792 0

i would have dumped him....thats all i have to say

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jhon316 0

hey u know gays wear condoms sometimes to its called std hello didnt u know that geez evan lezbos wear them so ya gays wear condoms not that im gay cause ya im not

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cinni42 0

SCRUBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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good_life35 0

what is it with guys, sex, and sandwiches? lol

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akshar 0

Idk wat was so fml about this. Never keep a man from his sammich.

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ellohveeee 0

HAHAH, THAT`S HILARIOUS. But that sucks, ahaha FYL.

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Nighta9 0

i'd be lying if i said that was halarious too bad he likes to eat more than he likes sex

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saki84 0

you should have said ''do anthing you want WITH ME''

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