Kinky

By sandwichsex - 08/08/2009 22:39 - United States

Spicy
Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML
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Spencer_CDS 0

Might want to be a bit more specific next time. Lol.

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Dillybar 0

Should've asked him to eat you out if he was so hungry...

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curly12 0

lmfao.. that was funny. lol maybe he wanted to eat. who knows maybe he needed energy to make it better for you lol

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gctuba99 0

That shit's awesome. That's what I would do

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rawrbitch11 0

omg it took me like ten secs to figure out u were gay...

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Microsoftmouse 0

Thats the funniest FML Iv seen so far. Nice one, wot a legend

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Meganomic919 0

Oh my god, that is hilarious!!!!

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AXavierB 1

@ #39: If there's one thing I hate more than a homophobe, it's someone who acts like gay people don't exist. Seriously, did he have to explicitely point out he was gay? The fact that he's a man and said he has a boyfriend speaks for itself.

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Etoile_fml 0

Seconded. But because I've become so tired of the useless debates with homophobes and such, my typical answer is: Live and let live.

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LebChickOnFira 0

Am i the only one to have realized that the OP is a man?

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girlwhoactshigh 0

what kind of sammitch? :o thats understandable sammitch ish yummy :3 better then sex yep ^^ food is better and more important then sex :P sex anytime and shortlived food lasts and is yummy :3

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