Kinky

By sandwichsex - 08/08/2009 22:39 - United States

Spicy
Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 183
You deserved it 12 019

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Might want to be a bit more specific next time. Lol.

Dillybar 0

Should've asked him to eat you out if he was so hungry...

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All of you people who are asking why gay guys use condoms are f*ckin idiots!!! Have you ever heard of STD's? Condoms are used for more than preventing pregnancy. Retardation must have hit you all hard.

waterynuggets 0

FYL if he didn't bring you back a delicious dagwood sandwich

kellster 2

That blows, and not in the good way!

Not that bad, get over it. Lol. Or get a bf who cooks for you.. hence MINE. :D Lol, Couldn't help it. :P

xSceneSceneBabyx 0

nothing's better than a sammich! =D

1) Saying "sammich" and actually using it multiple times while typing are two different things. It's kind of like saying "lol" in real life. Don't do it. 2) I didn't read it because it was too boring. I can perfectly well read two paragraphs if they actually contain something interesting or informative. 3) "just give in and stick a shotgun in your mouth." = REALLY PSYCHO. Let's not overreact here. (And to beat you to it, my overreaction over "sammich" and your overreaction over this are not even close to the same level.)

Maybe they wanted to use a condom for the lubrication, or because they didn't want to risk getting a shitty dick...?

well.. you DID give him permission to do whatever he wanted.. just sayin