Knowledge is power

By andy - 28/01/2013 04:36 - United States - Long Beach

Today, on my shift as a nurse, I asked a pregnant woman what she would name her child. She said she saw the name "Chlamydia" on a billboard and decided to name her daughter that, saying it was "beautiful." I informed her that it was an STD, and she replied, "Oh, well no one knows that!" FML
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hopelessteej 8

i can see that name becoming infectious...

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havok87 11

What a dumb bitch. I feel bad for that kid already.

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Getting pregnant should not be allowed for dumb people

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Fuhkyoo 17

Eugenics, it already happened in the 80's, although it was stopped after they did it to people who in fact were not too dumb to have children

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

#141 > It was done by the Nazis way before the 80ies... And obviously, I was making a joke…

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sesor 7

That should actually be illegal. Its almost child abuse, especially the way schools and bullies are these days.

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VoiceMail 12

My friend's mum works in the births, marriages and deaths registry. My town actually has a kid called 'Chlamydia'. *face palm*

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redbluegreen 40

My mom used to work at the children's hospital and parents were always naming their kids after various STDs.

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lux0rd 18

I'd say its more **** the kids life not yours OP

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diva239 8

Not f your life. F that poor babies life is she is dumb enough to name her that. Poor thing!

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Psycho_Babydoll 26

“Ah my Duke! My daughter has been itching to meet you! CHLAMYDIA!"

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twiztedone 19

Can there be an accidental sterilization?

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Knightchaser27 25

Isn't to late for that?

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Slinkydalatg 6

Same thing happened in Georgia a year ago. What an idiot.

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