Parenting, Names, Babies, Parents and Kids: Knowledge is power

Knowledge is power

By andy - 28/01/2013 04:36 - United States - Long Beach

Today, on my shift as a nurse, I asked a pregnant woman what she would name her child. She said she saw the name "Chlamydia" on a billboard and decided to name her daughter that, saying it was "beautiful." I informed her that it was an STD, and she replied, "Oh, well no one knows that!" FML

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By fmltom - 16/12/2015 02:21 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my coworker, who has a tendency to overshare, decided to tell me she has chlamydia. I threw my hands in the air and said, "Stop. I don't wanna know." A customer heard this exchange and we were both written up. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 22:49 - United States

Today, I couldn't contain my laughter when a patient told me she'd named her unborn daughter Twinkie. FML

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Cool rapper name

By Dor51 - 27/10/2013 19:52 - United States - Tacoma

Today, we found out that my unborn sibling is a girl, and my parents quickly named her. In a few years' time, "Candida" is going to catch all kinds of shit at school, just like I do for being named Dorothy. My "friends" have already started calling me "Lil' yeast infection's sis." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2012 22:03 - United States

Today, I had to make a doctor's appointment for my daughter. Apparently she thought it would be better to wipe herself with Clorox tough scrub disinfecting wipes than tell me she'd caught an STD. FML

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Sad but true

By mcginnismr - 13/05/2016 22:57

Today, I went to the doctor's office, where my mother happens to work. When my doctor tried to prank her by saying I have chlamydia, my mother laughed and said she didn't believe it, adding, "Have you even seen the way she interacts with boys?" FML

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By baby names - 23/09/2018 22:00

Today, I helped a lady give birth on the train. She was so happy she asked if she could name the baby after me, but as I told her my name she visibly turned her nose up at it, turned to her husband, and suggested naming it after his grandfather instead. FML

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By Rowansgonnarow - 05/07/2014 20:19

Today, a girl I recently slept with messaged me, explaining through a rendition of "Call Me Maybe" that she'd given me chlamydia. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 20:35 - United States

Today, my new coworker asked if I knew her daughter. I responded yes and asked how her pregnancy was going. She didn't know her daughter was pregnant. FML

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By LNamesOnly - 09/07/2012 07:31 - Australia

Today, I spoke to my hormonal pregnant wife about baby names. I told her I liked the name "Tabitha", and she went into a full rage about how all letters have textures, colours and emotions and how T is an evil letter. Apparently it's orange, plastic, and a needle trying to stab her eyes out. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2016 01:57 - United Kingdom - Hull

Today, after trying for months for a baby, I finally got a positive test. For chlamydia. FML

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hopelessteej 8

Monday 28 January 2013 10:51

i can see that name becoming infectious...

havok87 11

Monday 28 January 2013 10:52

What a dumb bitch. I feel bad for that kid already.

Comments

Scribe_fml 8

Monday 28 January 2013 20:50

Another unfortunate name? C.S Lewis approves!!

checkurselfxxx 11

Monday 28 January 2013 21:01

today, i had to legally change my name cause my mother named me chlamydia fml.. seeriously it should be illegal to name your child anything ****** up like that... Fthebaby'sl

SexPot143 13

Monday 28 January 2013 21:03

i can see her daughter despising her in the future

Iniezian 18

Monday 28 January 2013 21:03

You'd be surprised at all the ****** up names parents can sometimes give their kids. I was reading about one case in New Zealand where a judge allowed a 9-year old girl to change her name because of it's utter stupidity, and then there was a list of other stupid names that had either been approved or rejected. One kid even got named "Number 16 Bus Shelter".

PatRme 9

Monday 28 January 2013 21:06

This is from the movie 'Waiting...'

IsBitchBetter 1

Monday 28 January 2013 21:14

A relative of mine is a Special Ed teacher and he had students named Placenta and Orangejello. There is no way you can make shit like that up!

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 28 January 2013 21:15

Is the pregnant woman a celebrity? I swear they choose odd names...

U_GotitDude 18

Monday 28 January 2013 21:44

I'd hate to be her child

ulissey_fml 22

Monday 28 January 2013 22:10

What??, Has this world gone real?

pandalover69 26

Monday 28 January 2013 22:20

This FML is a really old joke that I've heard many times. One person even mentioned that someone said that in a movie as well. I don't think this actually happened to the OP.