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By not_fakingit - 22/09/2013 04:26 - Canada - Montr?al

Today, I joked with my boss about calling in sick to work tomorrow with food poisoning to avoid taking the Sunday shift. Tonight, I'm sitting on the toilet bowl in agonizing pain with combination diarrhea and vomiting. My shift starts in 3 hours. FML
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Same thing different taste

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I'd get a doctors note if I were you. Just to be sure your boss knows that it's legit. Hope you feel better, OP. Try and stay hydrated.

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knotcool 15

Don't be sorry, I think it fits well here as well!

I'm actually facing this right now. Taco Bell is not my friend right now :(

Epikouros 31

Please post an update when you feel better. Did you vomit on any clients?

happyfingers 15

Ohhh, wow that sucks. I agree with #1, get a doctors note if possible. If not, maybe you'll get sent home early once they realize that you were serious. Since you know. You'll be on the toilet most of the time. They'll know.

send him a pic of the toilet if he is skeptical. bet he won't wanna doubt you again.

That's what we call instakarma... it happens either right as you say it will or exactly after the incident...