Le epic bacon

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, for my birthday, instead of a cake, my friends surprised me with a castle mainly made out of bacon. I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I fucking hate bacon. FML
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Spinnmaster 1

Bacon strips, and bacon strips, and bacon strips... Next generation bacon flip! You can thank epic mealtime for your castle of delicious bacon.!

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fudawee 4

I would eat rocks if it were wrapped in bacon.

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SuperKnuckels 6

what kind of sick, terrible person are you for hating bacon!?!? lol

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fuckhaley 7

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perdix 29

Suck it up and pretend to like it this time around. You now have 12 months to become vegetarian or convert to Judaism or Islam (for all of the differences, if bacon avoidance is the only important rule, they might as well be the same religion.)

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loserman67 35

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mk58 31

Too much punctuation. Does not compute.

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ikickgingers 15

Bacon and beer!!! Bacon and beer!!!

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blackhamster97 7

The greasy fat on bacon disgusts me, that's why I hate it.

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Daralea 21

Dab it with a papertowel, you baconhater! -_-

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blackhamster97 7

That won't work, there's strips of fat in the bacon.

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TheBitchOfChuckN 7

The exact opposite of most comments on here.

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jaclynrose15 5

What the hell is the matter with u!!!! Bacon is AMAZING!!!!!

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bloomspetals 0

if you aren't grateful for that castle, then give it to someone who deserves it. that is by far the beat gift I have ever heard of.

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Shadow_Phantom 26

I was going to say "inb4/people who think something's wrong with somebody because they don't like bacon/OMG YDI," but it seems that's already happened. Honestly FYL OP. I don't like bacon, and that just sounds... ugh. I'd take a picture of it, and keep said picture to show my appreciation for their work.

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jumble 12

Well you can say "inb4 someone flames you about hating bacon" But bacon isn't the best thing ever. I'd appreciate the work too, but that does sound really gross to get as a gift.

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Shadow_Phantom 26

Haha yeah. All these bacon fangirls/boys just kinda remind me of twilight ones... Obsessed with an overrated, generic, product that leaves a bad taste in your mouth, all the while claiming that it's "unnatural/inhuman" to hate it.

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jumble 12

Very well put, Shadow. I'm going to remember that for now on.

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ikickgingers 15

I just got compared to a ******* twilight fangirl? Please someone shoot me in the ******* head. Will someone make me a "Team Bacon" shirt???

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icic6772 0

Who doesn't like bacon (besides Jewish people)!!!!!!!!!

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