Le epic bacon

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, for my birthday, instead of a cake, my friends surprised me with a castle mainly made out of bacon. I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I fucking hate bacon. FML
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Spinnmaster 1

Bacon strips, and bacon strips, and bacon strips... Next generation bacon flip! You can thank epic mealtime for your castle of delicious bacon.!

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fudawee 4

I would eat rocks if it were wrapped in bacon.

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Comments

pfx2_fml 15

I wish my friends were that cool

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awkwardaredevil 5

I put bacon on one of my vegetarian friend's sandwich once. After he punched me, he told me how good it was.

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Petunia888 13

I know, right?! Who doesn't want to be obese? Bring on the thumbs down...

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tweetbaby14 18

I find it funny how so many ditzy people from other countries assume all or even most Americans are fat. Guess what? I'm American AND thin. I'll sit and wait for your head to explode.

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Petunia888 13

FYI: I'm American, too. It's not that people assume that all Americans are fat, just that the ratio of fat to thin is much higher than in other countries, even countries that are not poverty-stricken. Google it. Kinda like saying everyone loves bacon, isn't it?

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tweetbaby14 18

In any of my comments did I state or imply that everyone loves bacon? Nope.

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Petunia888 13

Did I say you said that? Refer to every other comment on this page. Defensive, are we?

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cargaljen 8

Bacon is a bitch to fry. Your friends put some effort into that "cake". However, chocolate cake trumps bacon anyday in my opinion!

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Illyssa_fml 4

A Bacon castle?? Can I trade you friends???

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b_to_the_rian 3

Bacon is nature's candy. Whoever hates bacon is unAmerican.

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