Le epic bacon

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, for my birthday, instead of a cake, my friends surprised me with a castle mainly made out of bacon. I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I fucking hate bacon. FML
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Spinnmaster 1

Bacon strips, and bacon strips, and bacon strips... Next generation bacon flip! You can thank epic mealtime for your castle of delicious bacon.!

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fudawee 4

I would eat rocks if it were wrapped in bacon.

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punkin_26 16

I see many future P.E.T.T.A members in here. People Eating Those Tasty Animals Meat is yummy!

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butterflies411 0

omfg bacon is life changing how culd u hate it!!! a castle made out of bacon is a dream come true!

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RougeRamirez 8

Fyl, I hate bacon too

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lizard399 0

You don't like bacon... Even vegetarians like bacon! Come on now!

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Christonarhino 0

What you know about bacon? Breakfast fortress to keep all the haters out!

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MissChaos84 0

I don't really care about op not liking bacon (to each his own) but OP is very ungrateful.. Be glad you have friends that care enough to put time into thinking outside the box

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AndieAvacado 0

i ******* hate bacon too!!

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