Friends, Birthday, Food and Surprise: Le epic bacon

Le epic bacon

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, for my birthday, instead of a cake, my friends surprised me with a castle mainly made out of bacon. I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I fucking hate bacon. FML

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Spinnmaster 1

Wednesday 26 October 2011 18:56

Bacon strips, and bacon strips, and bacon strips... Next generation bacon flip! You can thank epic mealtime for your castle of delicious bacon.!

fudawee 4

Wednesday 26 October 2011 20:06

I would eat rocks if it were wrapped in bacon.

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snafu63 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 7:24

who in there right mind hates bacon? it's delicious

yswt 12

Thursday 27 October 2011 7:25

I hate bacon too. I hate fatty food in general, so I am underweight.

athena3100 9

Thursday 27 October 2011 7:32

Dido to that!!

ElemenoBee 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 8:03

you are obviously not a man then..

wong555 1

Thursday 27 October 2011 8:15

i have an epic meal time shirt..

krystal753 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 8:17

who hates bacon?

writergirl23 19

Thursday 27 October 2011 8:24

Bacon is yuck but eat it, they went through the trouble!

Itachifangirl24 2

Thursday 27 October 2011 8:30

I don't really like bacon either, so I understand how you feel op.

iamsosurprised66 3

Thursday 27 October 2011 8:32

you know what would be even funnier? if you were a vegetarian LOL

MainPrism 16

Thursday 27 October 2011 9:19

How in the hell do you hate bacon?! I mean it's only the best food aside from steak everyone knows that!!!

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